How Dirty Would You Get for Publicity?

by on Sunday, July 8th, 2007.
Pete Doherty, Jared Leto

Pete Doherty

The model who was alleged to have been the reason Kate Moss kicked Pete Doherty out has come forward to get her 15 minutes.

Lindi Hingston, a 29-year-old model from South Africa, met Doherty in a nightclub and “just had to do it” which I assume means sleep with Doherty. At 29, she must have felt desperate to get famous and figured he was her last real shot?

Doherty has allegedly been calling to see her again, but Hingston says she’s decided to stay with her boyfriend of three years. He must be THRILLED to hear that. Hopefully if he does keep her around, he has her laminated before he agrees to touch her.

As for Hingston, apparently gross and dirty is her type, since she boasts of previous flings with Axl Rose and Jared Leto.

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That’s Mr. Poseur to You

by on Friday, July 6th, 2007.
Avril Lavigne

Mr. and Mrs. Poser Lavigne

Honestly, I’m so tired of Avril Lavigne and her bitchy poser self I wish she’d just vanish into the woodwork. I’m so over caring that I skipped right by the two accusations that came out this week (one in lawsuit form) that two of her songs are actually plagiarized in one manner or another.

But then her equally annoying husband, Deryck Whibley blipped onto my radar with such an annoying damn interview in the UK’s Metro I couldn’t ignore them any longer. In the interview, he was asked if it was true that the house he and Lavigne share in L.A. has ten bathrooms. His response?

What you read in the magazines isn’t true. I don’t think we have ten bathrooms. I don’t know where they got it from. It sounded like a great house but I don’t think they were describing our place. I think we have around five bathrooms.

Seriously. Dude, if you don’t KNOW how many bathrooms you have in your obviously ridiculously large house? You are too stupid to live. And take your annoying wife with you.

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Exhaustion = DTs

by on Thursday, July 5th, 2007.
Amy Winehouse

Amy Winehouse Out Drinking While Exhausted

Heh. You’d think if Amy Winehouse wanted to cancel her show to go drink she’d at LEAST have the sense to stay home.

One of The Sun’s readers noticed Winehouse and her dirty husband out at a bar in London at 8:45 PM, when she was supposed to be at her show in Liverpool, which she canceled due to “exhaustion.” I guess exhaustion in the Queen’s English means “needs a drink.” God bless camera phones!

Remember when people had to actually WORK to earn a living?

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Another Part of My Childhood Comes Back to Haunt Me

by on Thursday, July 5th, 2007.
General

Fucking Chipmunks. And Jason Lee.

Okay, I’ll admit it. When I was a kid (say 6) I loved the Chipmunks. I did. I thought it was funny how they got into trouble al the time.

But hello? I REALLY want some of whatever the folks who greenlit this mess are smoking, because What. The. Fuck?!

I mean, really. We reported on this mess back in March when we HOPED it was just a rumor but now I’m being assaulted with the movie poster as well. I can only assume I’ll also be assaulted by a TRAILER at some point in the very near future.

Seriously. Hip hop chipmunks? jason Lee should hang his head in SHAME.

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I Smell a Head-Shaving Just ‘Round the Corner!

by on Thursday, July 5th, 2007.
Britney Spears, Crazy

Britney and her Umbrella ella ella

Oh Britney! It’s been far too long since your last public freak-out. With Lindsay in rehab and Paris freshly rehabilitated by our country’s fine penal system, it’s been boring.

But I can see one of your public displays of insanity coming from a mile away. First, there was the bizarro serving of your mother with an alleged poem and letter from your lawyer demanding that granny stay away from your kids. Honey, I don’t think she’s perfect (after all, her parenting resulted in YOU) but I think when you claimed she had a problem with the pills, you were confusing LYNN with BRITNEY.

Now there’s your wackadoo postings on your web site. Letting what’s left of your fan base name your album? Mocking Linsday Lohan as an album title? and the latest… claiming that the infamous umbrella (ella, ella…why can’t I get that song out of my head?) incident was you preparing for a roll [sic]* you didn’t get? Sweetie, I had better explanations for shit back when I was in high school.

Here’s my suggestion: hire whoever Paris has sending “use a designated driver” missives via her MySpace. And then have them take away your web access. Then try some electroshock therapy. I hear it does wonders for the crazy.

* They fixed her spelling in between me writing and grabbing the image. Trust me… it said roll. 

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Mama’s Boy WWE-Style

by on Thursday, July 5th, 2007.
Chris Benoit

Chris Benoit

It’s always refreshing to see the solid parenting behind someone who goes batshit crazy and kills others and then themselves. It’s like waiting for the other shoe to drop when these stories come out, because there’s almost always a crazy parent waiting in the wings to blame everyone but their kid.

Joining the mother of the year club along with such greats as Dina Lohan is Margaret Benoit, mother of Chris Benoit, who suggests that MAYBE her fucked-up son wouldn’t have killed his wife and son before offing himself if only the DEA had arrested him for steroid abuse.

I suppose it has escaped her that maybe if her son wasn’t a fucked-up Roid King you might have gotten the same results? The gubmint rarely busts the users… they go for the suppliers. Who is going to waste tax dollars busting one guy who will get out of jail in five minutes? But, you know, it can’t have ANYTHING to do with her preshus, preshus, crazy-ass kid.

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The New British Invasion: Lazy Drunks

by on Thursday, July 5th, 2007.
Amy Winehouse

Amy Winehouse  and Lily Allen: Can You Spot the Difference?

Seriously, is anyone starting to notice that there MUST be some sort of secret bet between Lily Allen and Amy Winehouse to see who can piss off the most fans before people stop buying tickets to their shows?

Yesterday was apparently Amy Winehouse’s turn, as she canceled a show at the last minute citing “exhaustion” and “doctor’s orders.”

Please. Give the girl a damn sandwich, take away her crack pipe, and she’d be good to go. What WHINERS these two are. Boo hoo… she’s been touring for six months STRAIGHT! There are tons of unsigned acts who would kill for that gig and would actually bother to show up.

I may have bought this bitch’s album, but I’d sure as hell never pay to “see” her live. Especially when Ticketmeister screws you out of the fees whether the drunk ho shows up or not.

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Diddy Dunzo?

by on Thursday, July 5th, 2007.
P. Diddy, Sean Combs, Diddy

Diddy and Babymama Kim Porter

It’s a rumorrific day here in the gossip world, with tons of news sites reporting that Diddy and his long-time on-agaon, off-again girlfriend Kim Porter have broken up. with Kim currently filming in Louisiana and then moving to L.A. sans Diddy to pursue her acting career.

Diddy (through his rep, of course, denies the rumors, but that might be his ego talking. Considering he’s been said to be having more than one affair behind the back of the mother of three of his kids, I’d assume he’d want to be the one doing the dumping if there is dumping to be done. Stay tuned for more developments.

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No Live Earth in Brazil?

by on Thursday, July 5th, 2007.
General

Live Earth

Rumors are starting to float that Saturday’s Live Earth concert in Rio may be nixed. The Brazilian state prosecutor’s office apparently filed a motion to cancel the concert, which is supposed to feature Pharrell, Macy Gray, and Lenny Kravitz because they feel that security would be stretched too thin with preparations for the upcoming Pan-American games going on as well. Their argument was that they couldn’t guarantee the safety of the 3 to 4 million people who were expected to attend.

All the other concerts appear to be going ahead as scheduled, but a quick glance at the Live Earth web site doesn’t list Rio as a location.

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I’d Be Stoned Too…

by on Wednesday, July 4th, 2007.
Drugs, DUI

ManBearPig

… if my mom was best known for trying to censor anything she could get her hands on!

Al Gore III, son of former Presidential candidate and environmentalist (and ManBearPig hunter) Al Gore, was arrested early this morning for doing 100 MPH with a boatload of drugs in his car, including pot (which we know he’s a big fan of after his December 2003 arrest for marijuana possession), Valium, Vicodin, Xanax, and the ADD drug Adderall.

Hey, at least he was driving a Prius!

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