… I’m pretty sure that this HAS to be the Year of the Beaver.
 
No longer content with just flaunting their naughty bits, apparently the new Snatch Pack has to TALK about them as well.
 
In case you are curious, both Page Six AND People report that Lindsay Lohan is now kvetching about her cooter being sore from the pole dancing she’s doing, ostensibly for her new movie, but these days, who knows? Lindsay reports “I mean really though, really, I didn’t know it was actually possible to have bruises in such areas of the body,” and then goes on to refer to strippers using a four-letter C word we’re too polite to repeat. Apparently, now her crotch really is on fire.
 
Here’s hoping the new year brings in a new era of class and sophistication. Because we sure are tired of seeing bloated drunk faces and everyone’s lack of panties.