Paris Pleads No Brains.. No Class…

by on Monday, January 22nd, 2007.
Paris Hilton, DUI

… no CONTEST! That’s it!
Paris, too busy to even show up in court, Paris sent her lawyers in to enter a plea of “no contest” to charges stemming from her DUI arrest back in September. She gets three years of probation and a $1500 fine (to her, that’s pocket change!), but the probation is reduced to two years if she does 40 hours of community service.
Why didn’t the judge consult with us? We’d have asked that her probation be to NOT GO OUT IN PUBLIC for six months. That would be a TRUE service to the community.

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