If there WERE, you know, Britney Spears would win HANDS down!
 
Which pictures would you like to see? The ones of the vomit all over the back seat of her limo? Because those say “loves children” to me!
 
The judges would be particularly enamored with the ones featuring her slutty red dress that showed she WAS wearing a bra for once, but that apparently covered too much of her, so she went downstairs with the dancers at One and asked for some of THEIR outfits, which consist of bikinis and fishnets.
 
Thankfully for New York, she’s gone back to California, where she can vomit to her heart’s content and strip nude without her handlers worrying she’ll get so drunk she’ll die of hypothermia out in the snow.