Britney Spears is all ready to get back in the game, with the 170 pounds of dead weight known as Kevin Federline excised.

Of course, apparently, getting back in the game means getting more tattoos than a porn star and causing a near-shooting at Sunday church services, but hey, at least it’s not rehab, right?

Star reports that more than one rumor about the hush-hush settlement is making the rounds, with some reports claiming K-Fed got $1 million and a 50/50 custody split, and others saying he got more money.

While Britney supposedly had a pre-nup that couldn’t be broken, here’s hoping that K-Fed had a smart enough lawyer to add a bit in the divorce decree saying if his ex shaves her head again, all bets are off with the money and the custody.