Apparently, the Brits are thinking that those of us on this side of the pond are a bit prudish. The Sun was a bit confused by a recent open letter that appeared in Us begging Victoria Beckham to wear a bra.

Please, let me take the time to explain to any readers of The Sun that it has nothing to do with prudishness. It also has nothing to do with concern for the effects of gravity on the frightening load of silicon that Mrs. Beckham carries around with her. Please understand it has everything to do with being so very tired of seeing nipples. Those of us who write about celebrities spend HOURS reading about them every day, and seeing just about every picture that comes in on wire services. Do you have any idea how SICK you can get of looking at breasts? I would be willing to bet that in the past three months I’ve seen more breasts and cooters than many gynecologists. We here in America are TIRED of seeing Tanorexic Spice and her Hooters from Hell.

Think about it… it’s NEWS here when one of the Olsen twins dresses like a normal person. It’s NEWS when a Hollywood starlet can get out of a limo without revealing when her last wax job was done. We’re just looking for something different. Is that so much to ask?