Well, we were talking about the Sex Tape from The Hills (which is now rumored to be available online soon), and I just ran into US Weekly’s report from April 4th about Lauren’s former best friend Heidi, who has now gotten breast implants. US Weekly said (rather ironically) that “She did this for herself, and is hoping to keep it as private as possible.” Sure, which is exactly why US Weekly is reporting it, right? I bet Heidi’s boyfriend Spencer had nothing to say about her implants, you know, because he definitely doesn’t have control issues and/or have a history with Playmate-type girls. 

The Hills has really grown up this past year, wouldn’t you say?