Us Magazine has an exclusive interview with porn star Jenna Jameson that details her “cancer battle” (she had a cancerous mole removed… odd since she continues to hit the tanning bed), her miscarriage after her cancer diagnosis (uh huh) and (here’s the good part) her DEVOUT CATHOLICISM.

Man, I must have missed something in all those years of Catholic school my parents sent me to, because I seriously don’t remember anything in the Bible like “Thou shalt have sex for money and film it for men to pleasure themselves.” Or “Thou shalt have a website to sell naked pictures of oneself.” Although I think HER Catholic religion sounds a hell of a lot more fun than what I was taught.

I wonder if the Pope is looking forward to Janine Loves Jenna as much as everyone else is?