Well, Joe Francis has hit number four! The good stuff just keeps happening. Well, maybe not good for Joe, but it sure does brighten my day!

He’s currently in jail serving a 35-day sentence for his contempt of court charges. He faces up to 10 years in jail on the tax evasion charges, has other problems coming up from the attempted bribery charges from trying to pay a prison guard to get him some bottled water, and now NEW CHARGES! This time, it’s sexual battery charges brought by an 18-year-old who claims he kept groping her after she asked him to stop.

At the rate new charges are filed against him, he ought to be in jail for as long as it takes all the VHS copies of Girls Gone Wild tapes to degrade in landfills.