If Pete Doherty and Tom Sizemore Had a Baby…

by on Thursday, May 10th, 2007.
Drugs, Pete Doherty

Pete Doherty Stoned Again

HOW did I miss this? My beloved drug-pickled loser Pete Doherty was arrested again! I seriously need to add him to my dead pool because there is no way this man is going to live much longer. He’s been in rehab countless times, and has a freaking IMPLANT to keep him off drugs, and he still finds a way around it.

I seriously have no idea what Kate Moss sees in this mess. I can only assume that when he pulls himself together, he gives the best oral sex EVER because I can’t determine a single redeeming quality he has. He may have been attractive at some point in the long-forgotten past, but now he looks pretty much like any drunk homeless person you can see on a doorstep.

I wonder what happens if they find another implant to try to clean him up? Will he start smoking Drano or something? I once met two guys much like Pete. I went over to their apartment with my boyfriend and these two had a whole collection of pipes they were scraping the resin off to get high. These two would smoke toothpaste, and were the first people I ever knew who thought huffing was a career choice. It’s hard to believe that someone as messed up as those two losers could be famous and dating a supermodel.

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