Anne Heche MUST Be a Lesbian…

by on Saturday, June 2nd, 2007.
Divorce, Crazy, Anne Heche

Jenna Jameson

… because she certainly doesn’t understand men. While she may have agreed to a public truce with her soon-to-be-ex Coley Laffoon, the court papers say otherwise. In what I can only assume is an attempt to make any judge think he’s crazy before the judge gets a load of her patented wacky self, she filed court papers this week that say HE’S the crazy one. Why?? Because he likes to watch porn and jack off to it.

Wow! Who knew he was a GUY? I don’t know a single guy who has a computer who hasn’t learned the art of one-handed web surfing. That’s a hell of a lot more normal than invading people’s houses and talking about your alien alter-self.

P.S. Hey, if you know who the header image is? You just proved my point. So thanks!

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