Avril Lavigne Loves Being an Obnoxious Little Twat

by on Saturday, June 2nd, 2007.
Avril Lavigne

Avril Lavigne: Poser

Honestly, the more I’m forced to read about her/see her/hear her, I really wish she would just be swallowed by the Earth. I’m thinking of becoming an atheist simply because of the fact that her existing and making a lot of money is proof to me that there can’t possibly be a god or anything like a god. Because any god I could believe in would smite her.

Her latest annoying interview with Blender Magazine involved bragging about being an obnoxious bitch when she was staying at a hotel. She uses this as an example of how she’s AMBITIOUS and WON’T TAKE NO FOR AN ANSWER:

“I was just at this hotel in London,” she says. “And I call down to order Malibu bay breezes for me and my friend at three in the morning. They’re like, ‘We don’t have that.’ I hang up and call again, hoping to get a different guy. “I’m like, ‘Hi, I’d like to order a drink: Malibu bay breezes.’ They’re like, ‘We don’t have that.’ I’m like, ‘Yes you do: It’s Malibu rum, cranberry juice … ’ And then I lied to him. I go, ‘I had one already at the bar tonight. You have the stuff.’ I hung up.”

I hope they spit in it. Or peed in it. I’m betting that they did. I’d totally give them $20 for doing it, too.

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