… oh hell, even I can’t follow through with that one.
In a bizarre story that leaves me wanting a shower, John Ramsey, father of murdered child beauty queen Jon-Benet Ramsey, is apparently dating Beth Holloway Twitty, mother of the missing and presumed dead Natalee Holloway, who disappeared on vacation in Aruba and is presumed dead.
I’m surprised it’s taking The Enquirer and Star so long to pick up on this one, seeing as how they love plastering dead blonde kids on the covers of their print magazines.
Me, I’m just horrified. I mean, sure you start out as some type of “Oh, hey, I know what it’s like” but that’s just wrong. Can you imagine going out to dinner with this couple? I’d be afraid to talk. Or touch them for fear that bad kid mojo would rub off.