Apparently the sorta awkward geek routine Zach Braff plays in interviews and on screen is just a front for an inner skeevy townie guy that all the college girls try to avoid.

First he was banned from user-submitted Gawker sightings because he was out in bars around NYU so much. Now, Radar claims it’s even worse; he’s the skeeviest of skeevy guys, taking his dog to the dog park daily in NYC in an attempt to pick up chicks with the dog. At night, he’s cruising bars, sometimes with a friend, using such imaginative lines as “You have a hot bod.”

Eyew. He should stick with the Garden State act.