How to Tell He’s Just Not Into You

by on Sunday, July 1st, 2007.
Crazy, Cameron Diaz

Criss Angel's Alleged Wife

The Intarweb is all abuzz with the latest “scoop” on magician/performance artist/famewhore Criss Angel actually having a WIFE who is ANGRY that he professed his love for Cameron Diaz after his latest, um, stunt.

The woman’s name is Joanne Sarantakos, and she claims she’s been with Angel for 15 years, married for 5 of those years. And she plans to call Diaz into court as a witness in their divorce hearings.

Now, as this woman tells it, the marriage and relationship was to increase his “sex appeal” with female fans.

Honey, if a guy who looks like a leftover fan from an 80s hairband show crossed with a smack addict tells you that he has to hide you so that his fans continue to find him “sexy?” He’s just not that into you.

Based on the latest “trick,” the ridiculous protestations of public love with Diaz, and a fairly quiet recent history of the coupling from a woman who is known to make out with actors in high-profile locations, I’m betting this is just another stunt.

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