Again with the Dirty, Skanky Men

by on Monday, July 2nd, 2007.
Kate Moss, Pete Doherty

Kate and Pete Dunzo?

First I had to deal with vomit-in-mouth syndrome with the whole Criss Angel business and now Pete Doherty cheats on Kate Moss? Is he SERIOUS? First off, he should thank his lucky stars that he can even GET a model, much less have one close to marrying him.

Even more importantly, however, how utterly whoreific do you have to be to fuck Pete Doherty? I mean, I give Kate a slight pass that he was once actually a musician or something, but my GOD, the whole world knows he’s an unwashed drug addict. What kind of beer goggles do you need to have to go home with THAT? Whoever that girl is? Or the other girls he was photographed with? Girlfriends, you need professional help. Because that is NASTY.

Kate is allegedly broken up about the whole thing (again… nothing a good shrink and some electroshock couldn’t help with) but she is apparently having a SERIOUSLY bad week, what with Agent Provacateur firing her and all.

She needs to get her shit together. Fast.

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