Honestly, I’m so tired of Avril Lavigne and her bitchy poser self I wish she’d just vanish into the woodwork. I’m so over caring that I skipped right by the two accusations that came out this week (one in lawsuit form) that two of her songs are actually plagiarized in one manner or another.
But then her equally annoying husband, Deryck Whibley blipped onto my radar with such an annoying damn interview in the UK’s Metro I couldn’t ignore them any longer. In the interview, he was asked if it was true that the house he and Lavigne share in L.A. has ten bathrooms. His response?
What you read in the magazines isn’t true. I don’t think we have ten bathrooms. I don’t know where they got it from. It sounded like a great house but I don’t think they were describing our place. I think we have around five bathrooms.
Seriously. Dude, if you don’t KNOW how many bathrooms you have in your obviously ridiculously large house? You are too stupid to live. And take your annoying wife with you.