Heh. You’d think if Amy Winehouse wanted to cancel her show to go drink she’d at LEAST have the sense to stay home.
One of The Sun’s readers noticed Winehouse and her dirty husband out at a bar in London at 8:45 PM, when she was supposed to be at her show in Liverpool, which she canceled due to “exhaustion.” I guess exhaustion in the Queen’s English means “needs a drink.” God bless camera phones!
Remember when people had to actually WORK to earn a living?
Seriously, is anyone starting to notice that there MUST be some sort of secret bet between Lily Allen and Amy Winehouse to see who can piss off the most fans before people stop buying tickets to their shows?
Yesterday was apparently Amy Winehouse’s turn, as she canceled a show at the last minute citing “exhaustion” and “doctor’s orders.”
Please. Give the girl a damn sandwich, take away her crack pipe, and she’d be good to go. What WHINERS these two are. Boo hoo… she’s been touring for six months STRAIGHT! There are tons of unsigned acts who would kill for that gig and would actually bother to show up.
I may have bought this bitch’s album, but I’d sure as hell never pay to “see” her live. Especially when Ticketmeister screws you out of the fees whether the drunk ho shows up or not.
Did I tell you Amy Winehouse was a crazy-ass cutter? Her cover story is out today in Spin, and just as previously reported, she’s totally FUBAR… cutting her now-husband’s (then boyfriend’s) name into her stomach in front of the reporter, checking out her nose for any possible, er, coke residue? after an extended bathroom trip, and slobbering all over her pit-stained beau.
Is there some competition for world’s most DISGUSTING couple or something going on? Because I can’t figure out this rampant NASTINESS going around.
P.S. Have you missed me? Got my fingers caught in a door and have SPLINTS on them. Do you know how fucking hard it is to type with splints??
Oops! Someone forgot to zip it up. I imagine that this is probably something that Blake, Amy Winehouse’s husband, should have checked before he left home. But perhaps he should have showered, too, so we really lost out this time.
I noticed on last night’s MTV VMAs that Amy Winehouse looked SOMETHING when she was performing. I wasn’t sure if she was nervous about the audience, about to pass out from malnourishment, or just stoned, but she definitely seemed “off.”
I wasn’t the only one who noticed, apparently, and The Daily Mirror also took note of the results: she apparently picked a fight with her new husband Blake Fielder-Civil, with whom she claims she’s been blissfully happy with since their fast wedding in Miami last month.
During the fight, The Mirror claims she pushed him into a hedge. I know he’s thin, but she can’t weigh more than 90 pounds… how was she shoving anyone anywhere? They supposedly kissed and made up, but with an entire album written on piss and vinegar after their last break-up, I’m shocked it took this long for a tabloid report of trouble in paradise. And of course, this comes on the heels of her gushing interview where she claims her purpose on earth isn’t music, but being married and cranking out babies.
While I hate staring at her matted hair, I’ve found something I like even less. . . these purple, giant bruises on her upper thighs. I’d be all over the Bermuda shorts if I were her. Maybe I should blame the photographer for even taking these shots–she probably looks a lot better at a normal angle.
Good idea, Amy. . . stick your tongue straight into that disturbingly gaping hole where your tooth used to be. That’s. . . nice. What a walking stereotype for English people and their disinterest in dental care.
Despite the rather compromising pose, Amy Winehouse’s hair is what shocked me this time. The beehive part is so matted that there’s not even a smooth layer of hair combed over it. . . could it possibly be as dirty as it looks?
Us reported “exclusively” that Amy Winehouse married her dirty boyfriend, the poor man’s Pete Doherty: Blake Fielder-Civil in a civil ceremony in Miami today (Friday).
That in itself isn’t a whole lot of news, seeing as the two were on-again, off-again until their engagement last month. What’s REALLY funny is that while her rep confirmed that the two were married, Amy herself was denying that’s why they were going to Miami all over the place. Perez Hilton declared that the “rumor” they were getting married was false, and poor Entertainment Weekly, they ran with this huge interview they did with her and had to insert a “just in” from People with the wedding news.
This is when it pays to not have a life so you can keep up with these things.
Rumor has it after the ceremony, the couple walked on the beach.
, Lindsay Lohan
, Sex Tape
, Paris Hilton
, Courtney Love
, Amy Winehouse
, Shanna Moakler
, Corey Haim
, Corey Feldman
, Harry Morton
Shoot… I go off for a quick camping trip and all hell breaks loose in Hollyweird! (And yes, I camp. It’s helpful to clear one’s mind of things like Paris Hilton’s McBoobJob and wondering who the HELL takes care of Britney’s kids.)
So, let’s run through a quick catch-up, shall we? For starters, we apparently will never see a sex tape with Lauren Conrad and Jason Wahler. Vivid says it was too vanilla, and SugarDVD says they won’t release a tape from someone who made racist comments, but maybe there just wasn’t a tape to release. Read the rest of this entry »