I know Anne Hathaway is supposed to look amazing here, but all I can think about are her pigeon toes and highly unflattering dress. I don’t care who made it when it looks like tin foil. It’s really too bad. . . from the neck up, she’s stunning.

No, no, no Ann Hathaway. I know some Juicy Rumors readers like you, and while I’ve found you to always look a bit, well, goofy, I can’t condone dressing like this. It may work for Ellen DeGeneres, but frankly, it’s not working for you. The suit is baggy; the waistline is flat and shapeless and the trouser legs are just eating your feet. Your jacket is also ugly, but it’s the icing on the cake for an outfit already gone wrong. Your pendant necklace is a beacon of light in all of this mess, so thank goodness for accessorization!