… really takes things to heart.

While I realize that everyone is entitled to a jury of their peers, I had no idea that extended to judges as well, and even for dead folks.

As it turns out, one of the judges who was involved in the custody proceedings in Florida regarding Anna Nicole Smith’s baby was busted… for marijuana possession.

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Via Defamer, Mike Leavitt’s entry into the Seattle Times annual Peeps contest.

It’s demented, yet funny, and probably the best Anna Nicole pic I’ve seen.

In related news, Larry Birkhead fired his lawyer over reasons no one wants to share. Anna Nicole’s mom’s lawyers were removed from the custody hearing in the Bahamas. And supposedly the DNA testing is going to MOVE FORWARD. Any day now. And there is a list of meds as long as the trip from LA to the Bahamas that Anna Nicole was either on, requested, or actually received. No one is sure.

Just when I thought the whole Anna Nicole Smith thing had died down enough so that I could go about my business and post MAYBE a once-a-week update, you have to go and ruin things for me, Star!

First, we have their recounting of a waybill obtained by TMZ that includes enough drugs to kill an elephant sent to Miss Vickie Lynn Marshall in the Bahamas by a Dr. Maurice Levy, who claims that yes, he sent the drugs (hey, is that even LEGAL?) but they weren’t for Anna Nicole. Maybe they were for the baby? Crazy doctors. Do they think they’d never get busted?

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… but Star is reporting that Bahamian officials are in Florida meeting with the state attorney’s homicide division. The explanation is that since Anna Nicole Smith was a resident of the Bahamas, they are “mutually interested” but what on EARTH could they be interested in, unless they have evidence of some sort. It’s already been reported that the alleged “theft” of personal items from the home she was sharing with Howard K. Stern at the time of her death was actually based on a request she made that if anything happened to her, the owner of the home’s son should get her laptop. She’d even given him her password.

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It’s been a few days since there was any interesting Anna Nicole news, and while the Barbie party dress she was allegedly buried in wasn’t newsy enough for me to stop hitting the snooze alarm and write about her, the E! story about the M.E. was.

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Remember when I was talking about the creepy folks at the Enquirer who came up with the fabulous idea of Photoshopping themselves some dead Anna Nicole Smith body photos?

Well, according to Page Six, um, those weren’t faked. In fact, the Enquirer actually got someone in there to take pictures before she was embalmed but didn’t want to get anyone fired so said they were fake.

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I’m ashamed to admit that I actually watched MSNBC today to see coverage of the Anna Nicole Smith funeral. Mostly because I thought it was going to be a lot tackier than it actually was. I mean, this was ANNA NICOLE. I expected some serious tacky. Aside from the reported pink beaded gown and tiara she was buried in (which no one got to see on tv, at least) and the pink velvet pall with maribou and beaded trim, it wasn’t all that horrible. They walked the casket into the church on a red carpet and had pink flowers, and it actually seemed very subdued. 
 
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Anna Nicole Smith is scheduled to be laid to rest tomorrow, or as much rest as I guess you can get when you are spinning in your grave realizing how stupid you were to not have a decent will so that everyone wouldn’t be trying to get their money-grubbing mitts all over your baby.

As befits the solemnity reverence.. oh, who am I trying to kid? This is Anna Nicole. There’s been an allowance of 100 people each for the three warring factions (we’re wondering who the 99 folks her mom will be hiring are) for the service, which promises tons of pink flowers and an unnamed musical performer.

I’m sure that the video will be on ET later on tomorrow evening.

She’s going in the ground!

All the legal wrangling is done (for this part of our feature, at any rate), the last judge has told Anna Nicole Smith’s mother to stuff it, and Anna Nicole’s remains will be shipped off to the Bahamas for burial. Finally. The ceremony or rolling around in money that I expect Howard K. Stern to be doing is supposed to take place on Friday, which will be three weeks and a day after Anna Nicole died.

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Naomi Watts’ pregnancy, which has been, um, everywhere, was outed by an Escada rep. (People)

K-Fed took the rugrats to see Crazy Mama in rehab. (ICDYK)

And, of course, Anna Nicole Smith’s mother is STILL not read to let go and is trying to get an emergency order to get her Anna Nicole’s body. Didn’t we already go THROUGH this last week? Honestly, lady, enough already. Go hit some yard sales, pick up a stack of old Playboys and you can see your daughter every damn day. Burn a candle in front of them or something.