Honestly, I’m so tired of Avril Lavigne and her bitchy poser self I wish she’d just vanish into the woodwork. I’m so over caring that I skipped right by the two accusations that came out this week (one in lawsuit form) that two of her songs are actually plagiarized in one manner or another.

But then her equally annoying husband, Deryck Whibley blipped onto my radar with such an annoying damn interview in the UK’s Metro I couldn’t ignore them any longer. In the interview, he was asked if it was true that the house he and Lavigne share in L.A. has ten bathrooms. His response?

What you read in the magazines isn’t true. I don’t think we have ten bathrooms. I don’t know where they got it from. It sounded like a great house but I don’t think they were describing our place. I think we have around five bathrooms.

Seriously. Dude, if you don’t KNOW how many bathrooms you have in your obviously ridiculously large house? You are too stupid to live. And take your annoying wife with you.

Honestly, the more I’m forced to read about her/see her/hear her, I really wish she would just be swallowed by the Earth. I’m thinking of becoming an atheist simply because of the fact that her existing and making a lot of money is proof to me that there can’t possibly be a god or anything like a god. Because any god I could believe in would smite her.

Her latest annoying interview with Blender Magazine involved bragging about being an obnoxious bitch when she was staying at a hotel. She uses this as an example of how she’s AMBITIOUS and WON’T TAKE NO FOR AN ANSWER:

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It seemed like Avril was refining her style for a while, and I, for one, was excited. She was looking slightly funkier and polished recently. I was so excited for a mature-ish look for her new single Girlfriend , but I guess I’ll have to wait.
 
While I’m sure her fans are happy that she’s staying true to her look, consider this: anti-establishment plaid, funky pink tips, and “dead eyes” don’t age well. Give her a couple of years and you’ll see what I mean.