Would you be wearing Louboutins at the pool? And then to a barbecue without even a break to let them air out a bit? I’m especially surprised where Katie Holmes chose to flaunt hers, considering that she has a young kid and is always on the go. With enough money to buy Louboutins and wear them poolside, would you be chasing your toddler around anyway? I think that–at least on vacation–I’d be paying someone to do that for me, and saving my shoes to wow the ever-present stalkerazzi at a more appropriate time. What a great mom, in a weird way. Katie’s sacrificing luxury shoes for Suri’s sake.

My Name Is Earl’s Jaime Pressley gave birth to a boy, Dezi James Calvo, at 7:31 this morning. The baby weighed 6 pounds, 4 ounces, and is 18 1/2 inches long.

Apparently, the baby is named after Desi Arnaz, because the father is Cuban. Get it? HOW FUNNY! Not.

Just imagine the poor daycare provider on THAT set. You have Dezi and Pilot Inspektor. You know what I’d think was unique? A celebrity naming their kid something like Jennifer or David. This whole one-upman stuff is getting over-the-top.

Celebitchy broke the news this morning that former Spice Girl and Eddie Murphy girlfriend Melanie Brown had her baby, a little girl weighing a mere 5 lbs. 4 oz. One can only assume that the stress of having your child’s babydaddy break up with you AND deny paternity on talk shows as well as champagne apparently imbibed when pregnant might have resulted in the baby’s tiny size.

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For those oblivious to things like, you know, oxygen in the air and all, Angelina Jolie adopted another baby today. In Vietnam.

Having read this story about 1800 times in the past few days, I’d like to clear up the following:

1. Her son Maddox is not 3 years old, TMZ. He’s 5, going on six. While I know it’s easier for folks to count down Maddox - 3, Zahara - 2, Shiloh - blob, it doesn’t hurt to check facts. Say on Wikipedia, even.

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Are you surprised that this is Donald Trump’s son? Their hair is identical, and it’s so freakin’ creepy. I originally thought Donald Trump was as fake as they get, and now this? His kid is messing with my head–he’s like a living fountain of youth for Donald. He should start carrying little Barron around more often. He looks better than he has in years!

Tori Spelling gave birth to her first child today, a boy she named Liam Aaron Whatever-Her-Husband’s-Last-Name-Is.
 
Mom, Dad, Baby, and B ‘n B are all reported to be fine. Paparazzi were snapping pics of the mom-to-be as she went into Cedars Sinai in labor Tuesday morning, and I have to say, for once I don’t blame her. I sure wouldn’t want pictures of me taken in labor. I think that even with celebs, there are some things photogs should let them do in peace. Pop out kids, use the toilet, and die. Not necessarily in that order. 

Here’s one last pic of her hugely pregnant until the inevitable baby pictures for sale images start making the rounds.

I highly doubt that it’s true, but according to Just Jared, Brazilian celeb site Glamurama is reporting that Gisele Bundchen is pregnant with Patriots QB Tom Brady’s baby. Considering that his EX-girlfriend Bridget Moynahan just announced that SHE was pregnant with his baby, that would be an awful case of “Holy crap, I hope he doesn’t plan to go back to her! Let’s make sure of THAT!”

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Classical singer Charlotte Church has announced her… wait for it… PREGNANCY on her web site, where she reports that she and her rugby player boyfriend Gavin Henson are “delighted.” As I’m sure her agent must be. Those classical fans like their young women CHASTE. 
 
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Babydaddies of the NFL?
 
First, there was Matt Leinart, who got his college girlfriend pregnant, went on to the NFL and then has apparently plowed his way through much of the Snatch Pack, reportedly hooking up with Paris, Britney, and Scarlett. 
 
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