I don’t care what Brooke Hogan was supposed to be doing in front of this crowd, because she clearly ended up frightening them. Just look at their faces. I don’t think I’ve ever seen denim chaps quite like these ones, and from the looks of it, neither have they. Could it have been a plan for a press mention? Brooke’s “concert” certainly wasn’t going to do it, so I guess this was Plan B.

As much as I enjoy looking at Brooke Hogan’s bulging tummy and outlined woman-parts out of pure horror, I’m sure a lot of people would like to avoid that the next time around. How can someone who’s still in her teens looking like she’s pushing a very classless 40 years? Now I know why slips and girdles were worn for so long, and why they should come back. Yuuuck.