Bruce Willis and Demi Moore’s daughter Tallulah hates her name. I can’t say that I blame her, but judging by some of the other names celebs have come up with, she could have done a LOT worse. She apparently made her dad go on Letterman last week and announce that they (Bruce and Demi) were allowing her to legally change her name to “Lula” which, to be honest, isn’t a hell of a lot better. Especially when you consider the poor child’s middle name is BELLE. Now she’ll be Lula BELLE.

That in itself wasn’t really much of a story, but Us had a field day with other ways other abusively-named celebrikids could rebel later in life. The first commenter on the thread I SINCERELY hope is kidding, because otherwise, her kid Abcde Fayth just may duct tape her mama to a wall somewhere.