AOL posted this image
from Paris Hilton’s recent trip to Japan to whore something. We forget. Herself? No. Her friends? No, that’s not it either. Her show? Nope. It’s right there… on the tip of our tongues… Oh yes! A product! Paris was hawking a phone. We think. It’s so distracting to see her selling something that isn’t herself or her horrible, horrible album.
At any rate, AOL is asking you to caption the photo. So many are OBVIOUS.