The paternity suit brought against actor/comedian Chris Rock by Kali Bowyer has been refiled in New York, and this time, she’s asking for money.

When Bowyer first filed the suit in Georgia, she said all she really wanted was a DNA test and Rock’s medical history; her 13-year-old son has a seizure disorder that doctors are having trouble finding the cause of. Rock did the standard “no comment, no response” defense, and now she refiled closer to Rock’s home and wants money on top of it.

Call me stupid, since, you know, I don’t think like a celebrity, but it seems to me that it would be a lot easier (and cheaper in the long run) to just TAKE the stupid test. If you ARE the parent, you are going to get busted in the long run ANYWAY, and if you AREN’T, then it’s over with quickly without a whole bunch of court costs and bad PR. Duh.

First there were rumors about a possible affair with his I Think I Love My Wife co-star Kerry Washington, and now A Socialite’s Life (who read The Enquirer so I don’t have to) is reporting that The Enquirer has an interview with a woman who claims her 13-year-old son is Rock’s illegitimate child, and she wants him to take a DNA test. Not for money, mind you, but because the boy has seizures and his doctors don’t have the boy’s father’s medical history to help find a diagnosis.

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