Shoot… I go off for a quick camping trip and all hell breaks loose in Hollyweird! (And yes, I camp. It’s helpful to clear one’s mind of things like Paris Hilton’s McBoobJob and wondering who the HELL takes care of Britney’s kids.)

So, let’s run through a quick catch-up, shall we? For starters, we apparently will never see a sex tape with Lauren Conrad and Jason Wahler. Vivid says it was too vanilla, and SugarDVD says they won’t release a tape from someone who made racist comments, but maybe there just wasn’t a tape to release. Read the rest of this entry »