, Lindsay Lohan
, Sex Tape
, Paris Hilton
, Courtney Love
, Amy Winehouse
, Shanna Moakler
, Corey Haim
, Corey Feldman
, Harry Morton
Shoot… I go off for a quick camping trip and all hell breaks loose in Hollyweird! (And yes, I camp. It’s helpful to clear one’s mind of things like Paris Hilton’s McBoobJob and wondering who the HELL takes care of Britney’s kids.)
So, let’s run through a quick catch-up, shall we? For starters, we apparently will never see a sex tape with Lauren Conrad and Jason Wahler. Vivid says it was too vanilla, and SugarDVD says they won’t release a tape from someone who made racist comments, but maybe there just wasn’t a tape to release. Read the rest of this entry »
Whether or not you think Lily Allen is cool or noteworthy, she does look pretty annoying here. Wouldn’t you try your hardest to wear a party dress that’s completely hot so that when people see you, they say “Who’s that hot girl next to that washed-up hag?” instead of “Anyone who dresses like that will never be really famous”? Nothing’s worse than floppy purple satin, except maybe when it’s sewn with what looks like pockets inside. Oh, I see. Instead of having to inconveniently wear a purse, you can just pack everything right inside it. Lily Allen may not be totally famous yet, but she is creative.
I’m not so sure about what happened to Courtney, but judging from her recent vacation pics, it looks like someone may have had a little lipo or at least a serious detox. She looks damn good for her age, and given how busted she’s looked recently, I’m impressed. She looks better than half the 18-year-olds on the beach.
Not one but two “celebs” are in legal hot water after skipping out on some money owed.
First, TMZ reports that the Atlantis Paradise Resort and Casino in the Bahamas is after Brandon “Greasy Bear” Davis for writing a bad check for $75,000 for casino markers.
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Apparently Courtney Love is causing a stir with a Chanel copy from the runways last month. Karl’s supposedly totally. pissed. off. and the fashion house “is concerned clients might mistake the fake for the real thing,” according to WWD. I bet it’s not really the dress that they are angry about. Courtney looks so bad that if even if it were the real thing, it would still be insulting for Chanel. How is it staying up, anyway?
… for breeding.
We can state that Kurt Cobain and Courtney Love would not only have been ineligible, but based on an upcoming bio of the couple, they would have been immediately sterilized.
Accounts of the birth of that poor child Frances Bean include both parents being hospitalized before the birth, Courtney for pregnancy complications and Kurt for heroin addiction treatment. When Courtney went into labor, she schlepped her IV pole through the hospital to berate Cobain to get his sorry ass into the delivery room, where he reportedly passed out, vomited, and then held his daughter before checking himself out the next day to score some heroin.
That’s definitely something you want to read about in your baby book, isn’t it?
Old-timers will remember this frightening couple, TMZ posted this picture of the two former flames at the premiere of Hilary Swank’s new movie. We can only assume that Billy Corgan trotted Courtney out to score some free publicity for an allegedly upcoming Smashing Pumpkins album, but it doesn’t help the eyeball wash that’s now required.
The only 90s flashback sort of couple that might be more frightening would be Michael Stipe and Boy George. Ick.
Courtney is looking particularly damaged in these shots, so hopefully she sticks to her New Years Resolutions and cuts out wine and cigarettes. Oh, and let’s not forget about “no more surgery for any reason other than medical until i really need it in my 60s,” as reported by NY Daily News.
What happened to Courtney’s nose? It’s looking mashed and flat. Could it be broken? Let’s hope that the swelling died down and Courtney started her New Years rested and not needing that surgery she’s against now.