Ashton’s younger than Demi, but he looks like he’s trying to even things up a bit with his grandpa duds. Too bad Demi was trying to make herself look younger, ’cause the balance is off. What happened to a Happy Medium? I think things have gone a bit wrong when you look a thousand times hotter than your daughter.
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Bruce Willis and Demi Moore’s daughter Tallulah hates her name. I can’t say that I blame her, but judging by some of the other names celebs have come up with, she could have done a LOT worse. She apparently made her dad go on Letterman last week and announce that they (Bruce and Demi) were allowing her to legally change her name to “Lula” which, to be honest, isn’t a hell of a lot better. Especially when you consider the poor child’s middle name is BELLE. Now she’ll be Lula BELLE.
That in itself wasn’t really much of a story, but Us had a field day with other ways other abusively-named celebrikids could rebel later in life. The first commenter on the thread I SINCERELY hope is kidding, because otherwise, her kid Abcde Fayth just may duct tape her mama to a wall somewhere.
Ashton and Demi at the SAG Awards.
Ashton: rumpled. Bearded. Looking resigned to his fate, which is nothing more than an endless nightmare. One minute it was “Dude, this chick is HOTT!!” and the next it was “ZOMG, she’s 80 years old! She’s going to suck my blood and drink it to keep herself young.”
Demi: Long, lank, black hair. Hook nose. Leaning forward with her evil grin. You can just see her rubbing her hands under the table, pleased with how well her plan is working out. With this young stud, she’s relevant once again. Who cares that her kids have hit their teens? Let them score a guy this hot.