TMZ posted a micro-review of Dita von Teese’s show at the MGM in Las Vegas and apparently, it was hot. Pictures of the show that have popped up online show von Teese in nothing more than pasties and a thong, wetting herself down with a shower head.
I realize that to a lot of guys, younger = better, but seriously. Pasties. And a thong. And a shower head. Most guys I know would crawl on a bed of hot nails just to see the show much less give up a chance to spend the rest of your life having that in your own house.
Manson is obviously doing too much of the drugs.
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Marilyn Manson has obviously killed too many brain cells. In an interview with Le Parisien
newspaper (via People
), he claims that new girlfriend Evan Rachel Wood is his “twin” since she likes to
stay up all night and sleep all day just like the wannabe vampire Manson.
Oddly, if I’d call Wood, who could be the daughter of her new boyfriend, the twin of ANYONE it would be Manson’s soon-to-be-ex-wife Dita von Teese, whose style she seems to be copying since taking up with the
freak rocker. Unfortunately, she’s coming off as a pale imitation. And he’ll probably toss her for a 15-year-old in a year or two.
Celebs seem to be taking advantage of the new year to start looking for new love, because Juicy Rumors can’t get through a full day without a report of yet ANOTHER break-up.
First was the reported Kate Hudson-Owen Wilson break-up, which was supposed to have been because Wilson wouldn’t commit.
Then you have the upcoming divorce of Dita Von Teese and Marilyn Manson. We’ll leave out the obligatory jokes about fights over make-up and corsets and go with the “too many demons” reports flying about in comments by Von Teese’s friends. The split happened over a week ago, but apparently, Von Teese couldn’t even find him to have the papers served.
Lastly, Billy Crudup and Claire Danes have apparently split. Considering that they both dumped previous partners when they hooked up (with Crudup leaving 7-months-pregnant girlfriend Mary Louise Parker for Danes), the rumored cause for the breakup being his reluctance to commit probably shouldn’t have come as a big shocker to Danes.