Seriously. I know that people always SAY they threw up a little in their motuths, but I really did.
Rumor has it that Zach Braff has alienated all the co-eds in the Tri-State area and moved on to bigger and better fish. Or, eat least, more famous.
His latest macking victim? None other than Drew Barrymore, a girl whose taste in men is so notoriously bad that SHE MARRIED TOM GREENE.
Seriously. After that, I guess you might view Zach Braff as an improvement, but I can only think that her ovaries feel like a ticking time bomb and she feels like she HAS to land a man. Even a gross one.
Yick. And to think I LIKED Garden State.
I’m digging Drew Barrymore’s ’80s vibe. She’s promoting her new film Lucky You with Eric Bana and looking strangely nice while doing it, even though she does have questionable hair. Congrats to the one celebrity who can pull off that makeup and hair with a smirk. Love it.
, Britney Spears
, Scarlett Johansson
, Cameron Diaz
, Jessica Biel
, Derek Jeter
, Rachel Bilson
, Ryan Reynolds
, Alanis Morrisette
, Ryan Philippe
, Drew Barrymore
, Kirsten Dunst
For those of you keeping score at home:
Ryan Reynolds was engaged to Alanis Morrisette. Allegedly hooked up with Jessica Biel. Spotted this past weekend with Scarlett Johansson, who was last rumored to be with Ryan Philippe (Reese Witherspoon’s soon-to-be-ex) after supposedly hooking up with Justin Timberlake, who used to date Britney Spears, then dated Cameron Diaz for years, and was rumored to have been dating Jessica Biel, who was spotted on vacation with Derek Jeter.
Shall we start another? Reese Witherspoon, divorcing Ryan Philippe, is rumored to be dating Jake Gyllenhaal, who dated Kirsten Dunst, who has been said to have been dumped by most recent boyfriend Johnny Borell, after allegedly hooking up with Fabrizio Moretti (Drew Barrymore’s ex-boyfriend), Adam Brody (Rachel Bilson’s ex-boyfriend, currently alleged to be dating Hayden Christensen), and Andy Samberg from Saturday Night Live (who’s never before been rumored to be dating anyone on my radar).
Now that we are all a bit motion sick from spinning in circles, is anyone else reminded of high school?
I give Drew tons of points for even trying this look, but I want to take them all away from her for actually going through with it. She was on TRL, so I’m sure she felt pressured to look young. Too bad this actually makes her look kind of old. I love the bracelets–they’re so outer space. They’re almost like wrist floatation devices. I just wish that they could have been the only accessory she used to make herself look younger.