… at Sundance?
 
According to the ever-loathed and annoying Dustin “Screech” Diamond, it’s show up with a film crew and try to score swag on the basis of your used-to-have-celebrity. He and Gary Coleman are apparently both running around the film festival, being annoying and trying to get free stuff.
 
Whew! What a relief! At least he isn’t trying to have that nasty sex tape up for consideration.

We here at Juicy Rumors can already hear the Howard Stern show that’s going to result from this one. 

The NY Daily News reports that not only is Dustin “Screech” Diamond lying about his infamous sex tape somehow ending up on the Internet without his knowledge, but he also may have used a stand-in for his package. Apparently (and please don’t ask us as we can’t bear to watch), Diamond may in fact possess a cubic zirconia (or is that pubic zirconia?) as his face and his “manhood” are never shown at the same time.

Of course, his girlfriend claims she’d never have allowed the events of the tape to take place had she known about it, but she’s standing by her man. And his manhood.

Proving there’s always one MORE way to whore yourself out, Dustin “Screech” Diamond opens up to ET about his sex tape before pimping his appearance on the latest season of “Watch Washed Up D-List Celebs Who Got Fat.”

Read the rest of this entry »