You can tell it’s a slow celebrity news day when everyone is talking about Liz Hurley getting married a day earlier than it was thought she would. According to The Sun, she and Arun Nayar were married at a castle on Friday after everyone arrived in separate Bentleys. Or something. And, um, all her celebrity pals, meaning Elton John and Donatella Versace since she apparently pissed off Posh Spice, will show up for some sort of party tomorrow that we’re supposed to care about.

I’m more excited about seeing if Maya Rudolph will do the wedding as part of her Donatella Versace sketch series on SNL. What does Liz Hurley DO anymore anyway?

Reuters reports that Elizabeth Hurley and her fiance Arun Nayar have finally set a date to be married, and they plan on having a traditional Indian wedding for the ceremony, scheduled for early March.
 
Hurley, usually seen spilling out of a skimpy Versace gown, has decided to forgo the traditional wedding white for a $7800 pink sari from Indian designer Tarun Tahiliani. The Times of India speculates that the ceremony will take place either near Hurley’s home in Gloucestershire or in an Indian palace.
 
Juicy Rumors is definitely looking for these wedding photos, since it will probably involve the most fabric ever on Hurley at one time. No word if ex-amour Hugh Grant will be invited to the nuptials.