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Eva Longoria Has the Sexiest (but Shortest) Legs

by in Saturday, March 31st, 2007.
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Eva Longoria was voted as Life & Style’s celeb with the Sexiest Legs. Others who ended up in the L&S top five were Beyonce, Cameron Diaz, and Paris Hilton. Eva also beat out Matthew McConaughey for the honor–sounds like some stiff competition to me!

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Eva Looks Mini

by in Saturday, March 17th, 2007.
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Doesn’t Eva look positively miniature here? She looks 12, but I distinctly remember her celebrating her 32nd birthday very recently. Woah. Eva should never, ever wear flats and shapeless dresses again. Or that poncho. Not because it makes her look short though–it’s just ugly.

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A Make-Yourself-Feel-Better Moment

by in Tuesday, January 30th, 2007.
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Honestly, this photo of Eva makes me so happy, mainly because she looks completely normal or maybe even a tiny bit bad if I squint. She looks plain and washed out–kind of like 98% of women sans makeup. Yay for that–we all know that she turns out well, so this is a refreshing change and a confidence booster for all of us non-Hollywood types.

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Eva’s Swamped

by in Monday, January 29th, 2007.
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This Vera Wang gown isn’t offensive by itself, but did Eva actually think this dress was a good idea for her? I think it’s high time she learns how to dress for her body type, especially if I see photos of her everywhere.

Apparently, Eva’s train was so long that everyone was stepping on it as she made her way down the red carpet. Someone who’s barely over five feet tall should really keep the train and details to a minimum.

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Eva Longoria Needs a New Stylist

by in Tuesday, January 16th, 2007.
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What did you think of Eva Longoria’s dress at the GG? Maybe you’re not surprised, but I am not a fan. The taping is kind of tacky and the shape, while flattering her bum, doesn’t really do anything for her back. Is it possible it even makes her look, um, not very toned? Everyone gets their dresses with a close fit, but this gown is squeezing her back so it looks fleshy and strained.
 
I think I need to rethink Robert Verdi’s skills as a stylist, because I am not impressed at all. When a stylist inspires me to use the words “fleshy” to describe a tiny, petite actress, something’s up.

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The Newest Addition to Bebe

by mimimi in Friday, January 5th, 2007.
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Eva Longoria has been named the new face of Bebe Sport for 2007.
 
“Eva will be featured in the company’s new campaign for its sport line, which is sexy and young workout wear and causal clothing,” a source told Life & Style. “Eva has mass major appeal and can bring the product to a whole new level, and she’s gorgeous and looks great in these kinds of clothes.”
 
I’m simply hoping that she looks better in Bebe Sport than she does in this gown. Ick. Nightmares are what this gives me when I see the hideous mini-swagged skirt and patent leather trim (at least, I think that’s what it is, but I can’t look at it long enough to be sure). It reminds me of those ’80s jeans with leather appliques and black lace, and that is intended as a supremely distasteful image.
 
Do you think that Eva will be good for Bebe Sport? Let us know here at Juicy Rumors!

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