Gemma Ward is wearing some particularly bad stuff here. Now, is this one hideous thing or pieces of a lot of hideous things? I think that there could be a slip sticking out, but there also seems to be a lot of layering going on. What makes me so sad is that this kind of ingenuity is respected in any other creative craft besides wearable fashion. In other words: great crazy quilt. Bad dress.

Wow. Maya Rudolph, Amy Poehler and Any Sedaris look so weird when they’re not making funny faces. . . wait. Perhaps they look less normal at the Shrek the Third premiere than I first thought. Maya probably looks odd because she’s been caught wearing a nightgown. And maybe the other two had something to do with it, and that’s why they look completely creepy, too.

When she got dressed and decided on wearing the matching sparkly gold stockings and hat. She looks like a crazy Olsen twin here, but I don’t think she’s as sedated as I first thought. Blu’s actually trying to pull up her stockings while looking “cute.” It’s just too bad, because she’s looking much more deranged than surreptitious.

Tom Ford opened his new boutique in New York, and a ton of celebrities turned up in support of his work and perhaps partly due to his strange, mysterious hotness. (Or at least that’s why I would have showed up.) Liv Tyler looked sweet and cute at the event, but I’m sure that she was pissed off standing next to Kate Hudson and her accidentally matching party attire. 

And just a note to Tom, for future press photos: love the stubble, hate the smirk.

I may usually hate Gwen’s hair. It’s so stiff and crunchy looking in her flips, and her wigs don’t look much better. All in all, she looked great on the cover of Harper’s Bazaar with her ultra glamorous look this month. Isn’t it great to see her without that red lipstick? It’s so tired. The change is welcome, Gwen, so just keep it coming!

Apparently, the Brits are thinking that those of us on this side of the pond are a bit prudish. The Sun was a bit confused by a recent open letter that appeared in Us begging Victoria Beckham to wear a bra.

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I never had anything against Hayden. Until now! The jeans and boots are completely fine, but I can’t even uncross my eyes long enough to focus on what’s going on up top. I think it’s that starry middle part that’s particularly heinous. It’s stiff and shapeless–the worst combination ever. The wrap looks suspiciously like a highly necessary cover up for something even worse. No, no, no, Hayden. You might be young, but people remember fashion mistakes like this.

Ew. What’s going on with America Ferrera here? Putty is so not her color, and the skirt really is the worst part of the whole dress deal. It’s all wrinkly and saggy and shapeless. What’s sad is that America looks better than ever here–good hair, glowing skin–and then she’s got this thing on. Better luck next time!

I hate these juice/water holster things. Sure, they may be incredibly useful, but they make Fergie look like an idiot. For someone who’s working out, she sure is over-accessorized, what with the arm band, holster belt,  and oversized headphones.

I was a little scared after I saw Jessica Biel’s photo following her plane trip to Paris for Fashion Week, but she cleaned up well for her first row appearance at Chanel. Oooh, so jealous. Jessica exceeded my expectations after those darn photos and reports that she had left the Stella McCartney show after about three minutes. I guess the trip was too much for her, because a spokeswoman confirmed that: “Biel was jetlagged–the 24-year-old actress arrived in Paris from Los Angeles yesterday morning. {…] rumors flew that Biel was actually taken ill, as she did not reappear after she left the show.”