The suspender trend is spreading through the ranks of my least favorite celebs to give me another reason to mildly dislike them. Fergie’s doing better on her suspendered attempt because her jeans are dark, not shorts, and not too light. She’s even wearing Wayfarer-type sunglasses and an odd scarf to keep it all retro. Suspenders are overkill enough. Maybe she could have branched out a little so people didn’t get that creepy Mork and Mindy vibe.
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Fergie was caught wearing super high-waisted pants on tour. She looked good in London when she touched down, but things have obviously taken a turn for the worst. I’ve never been into pale lipstick, but that has nothing on her choice of trousers. I do think her extensions are pretty well done (especially in comparison to the rest of it).
Considering that she had a problem with crystal meth, you’d think that Fergie, a.k.a. Stacy Ferguson, would know better than to get lit like a Christmas tree, but not only did she do just that, but she thought it would be a good idea to get on a plane after that. PR-inside reported that she was to fly from LA to the UK with her bandmates, but was so drunk they kept her off the flight, delaying the rest of the passengers an hour while they took her luggage off. The rest of the Peas went on the flight, leaving two “handlers” behind with the drunken singer.
I hate these juice/water holster things. Sure, they may be incredibly useful, but they make Fergie look like an idiot. For someone who’s working out, she sure is over-accessorized, what with the arm band, holster belt, and oversized headphones.
Fergie is currently in Miami, taking part in Pepsi’s Super Bowl Smash. She announced the unsurprising news that:
“I’ve heard that I’ve been engaged probably about seven times, and pregnant, but I’ve never been either. Sorry to disappoint.”
I’m actually not disappointed at all–imagine what Fergie’s children could potentially look like. Regardless of what you think about Fergie, I hope you don’t think she’s hot. Because, especially after looking at these photos, she’s obviously not. She’s an interestingly-dressed troll at best, and by interestingly, I mean ugly.