Archive for the 'General' Category

Another Part of My Childhood Comes Back to Haunt Me

by in Thursday, July 5th, 2007.
General

Fucking Chipmunks. And Jason Lee.

Okay, I’ll admit it. When I was a kid (say 6) I loved the Chipmunks. I did. I thought it was funny how they got into trouble al the time.

But hello? I REALLY want some of whatever the folks who greenlit this mess are smoking, because What. The. Fuck?!

I mean, really. We reported on this mess back in March when we HOPED it was just a rumor but now I’m being assaulted with the movie poster as well. I can only assume I’ll also be assaulted by a TRAILER at some point in the very near future.

Seriously. Hip hop chipmunks? jason Lee should hang his head in SHAME.

Share and Enjoy: These icons link to social bookmarking sites where readers can share and discover new web pages.
  • Digg
  • del.icio.us
  • DZone
  • ThisNext
  • MisterWong
  • Wists
  • BlogMemes
  • Fark
  • Technorati
  • De.lirio.us
  • Furl
  • Netscape
  • Reddit
  • Slashdot
  • StumbleUpon
  • PopCurrent
  • TailRank

No Live Earth in Brazil?

by in Thursday, July 5th, 2007.
General

Live Earth

Rumors are starting to float that Saturday’s Live Earth concert in Rio may be nixed. The Brazilian state prosecutor’s office apparently filed a motion to cancel the concert, which is supposed to feature Pharrell, Macy Gray, and Lenny Kravitz because they feel that security would be stretched too thin with preparations for the upcoming Pan-American games going on as well. Their argument was that they couldn’t guarantee the safety of the 3 to 4 million people who were expected to attend.

All the other concerts appear to be going ahead as scheduled, but a quick glance at the Live Earth web site doesn’t list Rio as a location.

Share and Enjoy: These icons link to social bookmarking sites where readers can share and discover new web pages.
  • Digg
  • del.icio.us
  • DZone
  • ThisNext
  • MisterWong
  • Wists
  • BlogMemes
  • Fark
  • Technorati
  • De.lirio.us
  • Furl
  • Netscape
  • Reddit
  • Slashdot
  • StumbleUpon
  • PopCurrent
  • TailRank

Everyone’s Quick to Blame the Alien

by in Monday, July 2nd, 2007.
General

alien autopsy

For all those out there who are skeptical of the ass probe theory, youy may be eating some crow. In the latest development in the decades-old Roswell conspiracy theory, the man who issued all the press releases at the time, Lt. Walter Haut, died back in 2005, and left an affidavit to be read after his death in which he claims the alien crash was real.

The affidavit claims that the whole weather-balloon story was a fake, that a UFO crashed, was recovered, and was stored in a hangar. In addition to actually seeing the alleged spaceship, Haut says he saw alien bodies.

No word on why it took a year and a half after his death for the text of the affidavit to be released, but this should have anal probe stories in the tabs for weeks.

Share and Enjoy: These icons link to social bookmarking sites where readers can share and discover new web pages.
  • Digg
  • del.icio.us
  • DZone
  • ThisNext
  • MisterWong
  • Wists
  • BlogMemes
  • Fark
  • Technorati
  • De.lirio.us
  • Furl
  • Netscape
  • Reddit
  • Slashdot
  • StumbleUpon
  • PopCurrent
  • TailRank

Anne Hathaway’s Semi-Sexy Bazaar Photoshoot

by in Tuesday, June 26th, 2007.
General, Ann Hathaway

anne.jpg

I know Anne Hathaway is supposed to look amazing here, but all I can think about are her pigeon toes and highly unflattering dress. I don’t care who made it when it looks like tin foil. It’s really too bad. . . from the neck up, she’s stunning.

Share and Enjoy: These icons link to social bookmarking sites where readers can share and discover new web pages.
  • Digg
  • del.icio.us
  • DZone
  • ThisNext
  • MisterWong
  • Wists
  • BlogMemes
  • Fark
  • Technorati
  • De.lirio.us
  • Furl
  • Netscape
  • Reddit
  • Slashdot
  • StumbleUpon
  • PopCurrent
  • TailRank

Get Your 5x the Price Album Here!

by in Thursday, June 14th, 2007.
General

Icky Thump USB Drives

I’m a sucker for a gimmick. I’ll buy the deluxe/limited edition/special features/bonus track edition of just about any media type you toss in front of me. Tori Amos is going to stick a seed packet and a little plastic frog in a box with my CD? I’m so there.

However, I draw the line at this craziness… a limited edition thumb drive (or USB drive… whatever) of the newest White Stripes album. 3,333 are alleged to have been made of each version (one Jack, one Meg), and they retail for the low, low price of $57.50 each, or $99.00 for the set.

WTF? $99.00 for an album on a piece of technology I could pick up at the checkout at Target for like $10?

I’m disappointed. I thought they were cooler than this. $5 more I could see.

Share and Enjoy: These icons link to social bookmarking sites where readers can share and discover new web pages.
  • Digg
  • del.icio.us
  • DZone
  • ThisNext
  • MisterWong
  • Wists
  • BlogMemes
  • Fark
  • Technorati
  • De.lirio.us
  • Furl
  • Netscape
  • Reddit
  • Slashdot
  • StumbleUpon
  • PopCurrent
  • TailRank

Rod’s Dirty Son Is Deluded

by in Thursday, June 14th, 2007.
General

Sean Stewart and his skanky sisters

Rod Stewart’s son is apparently hitting the crack pipe a little too hard.

In a statement made through his lawyers, he’s claiming that his arrest for assault and battery was the result of people going after him because of who he is, and that he’s the real victim.

Honestly. It’s not bad enough we can’t escape from his low-rent sister and now we have him inflicted upon us? Remember when people got news coverage because they actually had a talent instead of a rich set of parents and a fine, fine criminal history?

And even I, someone who researches these gits all day long, needed to have the “son of Rod Stewart” added to his description in order to know who the hell he was. I still can’t remember his name.

Share and Enjoy: These icons link to social bookmarking sites where readers can share and discover new web pages.
  • Digg
  • del.icio.us
  • DZone
  • ThisNext
  • MisterWong
  • Wists
  • BlogMemes
  • Fark
  • Technorati
  • De.lirio.us
  • Furl
  • Netscape
  • Reddit
  • Slashdot
  • StumbleUpon
  • PopCurrent
  • TailRank

Bijou Has Scary Teeth

by in Tuesday, June 12th, 2007.
General, Bijou Phillips

bijou-phillips.jpg

Bijou’s teeth have made me realize why she uses that tight-lipped pout all the time. There’s really no need to look grumpy, even though Hostel II was an absolute bust. Show off those fangs, Bijou! You’re still hot.

Share and Enjoy: These icons link to social bookmarking sites where readers can share and discover new web pages.
  • Digg
  • del.icio.us
  • DZone
  • ThisNext
  • MisterWong
  • Wists
  • BlogMemes
  • Fark
  • Technorati
  • De.lirio.us
  • Furl
  • Netscape
  • Reddit
  • Slashdot
  • StumbleUpon
  • PopCurrent
  • TailRank

The Couple Whose Kids Are Dead…

by in Tuesday, June 5th, 2007.
General

Jon-Benet Ramsey

… oh hell, even I can’t follow through with that one.

In a bizarre story that leaves me wanting a shower, John Ramsey, father of murdered child beauty queen Jon-Benet Ramsey, is apparently dating Beth Holloway Twitty, mother of the missing and presumed dead Natalee Holloway, who disappeared on vacation in Aruba and is presumed dead.

I’m surprised it’s taking The Enquirer and Star so long to pick up on this one, seeing as how they love plastering dead blonde kids on the covers of their print magazines.

Me, I’m just horrified. I mean, sure you start out as some type of “Oh, hey, I know what it’s like” but that’s just wrong. Can you imagine going out to dinner with this couple? I’d be afraid to talk. Or touch them for fear that bad kid mojo would rub off.

Share and Enjoy: These icons link to social bookmarking sites where readers can share and discover new web pages.
  • Digg
  • del.icio.us
  • DZone
  • ThisNext
  • MisterWong
  • Wists
  • BlogMemes
  • Fark
  • Technorati
  • De.lirio.us
  • Furl
  • Netscape
  • Reddit
  • Slashdot
  • StumbleUpon
  • PopCurrent
  • TailRank

FINALLY! Lohan Busted!

by in Saturday, May 26th, 2007.
General, Drugs, Lindsay Lohan, DUI

Linday Lohan Busted for DUI... Fucking FINALLY

After ramming her car into, um a curb? A light post? Oh wait… a tree! Lindsay Lohan was FINALLY busted and charged with DUI. Various reports say that she was cited for driving under the influence of alcohol and/or drugs, and that cocaine may have been found in her trashed Mercedes.

Splash has video of her walking away from the accident, so the “cited and released for treatment” thing is pretty much another example of the power of celebrity; you tell me any regular Joe who was getting busted for DUI would be allowed to walk away for “treatment.”

I think it’s a sad commentary that these celebs generally don’t get busted until they run into something. You know she’s done it 100x before. And she’s not even legal for over a month.

Any hope she’ll go to jail? $10 says by tomorrow we get a little ditty penned by Leslie Sloane Zelnick that she’s in rehab and the press should “respect her privacy.”

Share and Enjoy: These icons link to social bookmarking sites where readers can share and discover new web pages.
  • Digg
  • del.icio.us
  • DZone
  • ThisNext
  • MisterWong
  • Wists
  • BlogMemes
  • Fark
  • Technorati
  • De.lirio.us
  • Furl
  • Netscape
  • Reddit
  • Slashdot
  • StumbleUpon
  • PopCurrent
  • TailRank

Dumbest Movie Idea EVER!

by in Saturday, May 26th, 2007.
General, Movies, Lindsay Lohan

Sims Movie Death

I sometimes wonder if movie execs subscribe to a policy of wake and bake. Seriously. I refuse to believe that there are so few good movie ideas left that studios have to resort to some of the crap they put out (i.e. anything Lindsay Lohan has been involved with since Mean Girls.)

Take, for example, the latest “live action video game movie” that’s apparently based on The Sims. I’ll admit I’m a Sims addict. Reason? I can get stupid people to do what I want. If I think one of my Sims is too stupid to live, I can simply build them into a house with no doors, windows, bathroom, or phone and give them a stove. In no time flat, I have the Grim Reaper waiting for pick-up. Unless you are going to give me a mouse to control the stupid little computer people, why on EARTH would I want to see it as a movie?

Wait. Never mind. I just had a brainstorm! This is live action, right? You sign up the entire Snatch Pack. Put Paris, Britney, Lindsay in the house. Take away the door. Buy them a stove. WHEE!

Share and Enjoy: These icons link to social bookmarking sites where readers can share and discover new web pages.
  • Digg
  • del.icio.us
  • DZone
  • ThisNext
  • MisterWong
  • Wists
  • BlogMemes
  • Fark
  • Technorati
  • De.lirio.us
  • Furl
  • Netscape
  • Reddit
  • Slashdot
  • StumbleUpon
  • PopCurrent
  • TailRank



FEEDS

Add to GoogleSubscribe in NewsGator OnlineAdd Rumors - Celebrity Gossip Served Daily! to Newsburst from CNET News.comSubscribe in Bloglines