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Holy Hell! I Thought He Was Crazy…

by in Friday, May 25th, 2007.
General, Divorce, Tori Spelling

Tori Spelling Stole This Woman's Husband (Mary Jo Eustace)

… but it turns out he’s batshit insane.

Dean Spelling (come on… who is he kidding? I have no clue who he is other than the Tori Spelling sperm donor)’s ex-wife gave an interview to People and she really seems pretty grown up. I suppose as a writer I should be impressed that she took this horrible experience and wrote about it in a decent way without throwing a lot of blame around. I really admire writers who can take those sorts of personal tragedies and create art.

Me? I’d be ranting on a blog somewhere that my husband left me for the ugliest woman in show business.

P.S. LOOK at her. Girlfriend is like 50 and she looks better than Tori. WTF was he smoking that he’d leave that for TORI SPELLING? All the plastic surgery in the world hasn’t made her pretty. She must give one HELL of a BJ.

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The Rich Get Richer and the Poor Get… Well, No Seats

by in Thursday, May 24th, 2007.
General

East Hampton Social

There’s a concert series in the Hamptons this summer and the poor folks aren’t invited. Well, it’s not so much that they aren’t invited as that it’s priced out of the range of anyone with half a brain.

The concert series includes Prince, DMB, Tom Petty, Billy Joel, and James Taylor. Allegedly, you have to buy tickets for the whole series (all five shows) and can’t just see Prince, for example. And the ticket price? A rumored (and super-affordable) $15,000. Yes, that’s American dollars, and yes, that’s per person.

I wouldn’t pay $15,000 to see Jesus Christ himself, much less a group that, sans Tom Petty and Prince, I really couldn’t care less about. But hey, if you have $15,000 to spare and a few weekends at the summer home in the Hamptons, knock yourself out at East Hampton Social.

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Fergie Turns the Butterface Look Around

by mimimi in Tuesday, May 22nd, 2007.
General
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Wow. Fergie looks good. . . I love her flirty, puff sleeve minidress with those big gold buttons. She actually looks demure (I can’t believe I’m even saying this!) and while some people aren’t into the wet cocker spaniel hair, it works well on her regardless. If Fergie can keep this up, I’ll take back everything I said. I swear.

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The Least Surprising News Item EVER

by in Thursday, May 10th, 2007.
General

Jared of the annoying-as-hell Subway commercials bothers me. You know how a lot of time you see people who are overweight and you see there’s a pretty person in there waiting to get out? Every time I see those annoying commercials, I see him and just see the fat guy he was DYING to get back out. And eat some damn Philly cheesesteak.

Subway's Annoying Jared

So when I read an article that says that back when he was in college, he made money by renting out videos from his most extensive porn collection, I merely nod my head, saying I knew it all along. The guy is just a stereotype in motion who got skinny. He apparently ALSO got skinny because he was damn lazy. Before his current lifestyle of fame, fortune, and personal trainers, he was a lazy college kid who apparently had a Subway open downstairs from his dorm room. I remember freshman year, the cafeteria was in my dorm and I ate a LOT of pizza since that was about the only edible food they had there. After that, I’d have to WALK across the WHOLE CAMPUS to get the pizza, so I started living on a Granny Smith apple per day, but that’s really neither here nor there. Jared got skinny the same way I did: laziness. Well, my college skinny involved a whole bunch of crazy people on my floor who taught me the wonders of starving yourself and puking up things you DID deign to eat, but then again, I didn’t have a Subway.

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Lindsay Lohan: Attention Whore

by in Wednesday, May 9th, 2007.
General, Lindsay Lohan
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It’s not really a surprise, considering the rest of her alleged addictions, but Lindsay is apparently addicted to more than just drugs, booze, and sex. In her recent feature in Nylon magazine, she not only confesses to a shopping problem, but also an addiction to attention from the paparazzi:

I get embarrassed about the paparazzi if I’m in a chic restaurant, or when I was in the AA meetings . . . I feel really disrespectful because those people are doing that for themselves and it’s no one else’s business. But that was the only time it was embarrassing. Other times, I obviously like it . . . I wouldn’t ever want them to not take my picture . . . I’d be worried. I’d be like ‘Do people not care for me?’

There’s gotta be a psychologist out there dying for a case study on what happens when a needy attention-whore mother raises a child in the Hollywood system, isn’t there? Dina is trying so hard to get some attention herself that she ignores everything that her daughter does so long as places keep hiring her to get Lindsay “exclusives” when Lindsay won’t talk to anyone else.

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CMT 2007 Screams for a Makeover

by in Wednesday, April 18th, 2007.
General, Awards, LeAnn Rimes, Kellie Pickler
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The CMT 2007 Awards turned out some of the worst-dressed individuals I’ve seen yet this year. A quick rundown of all the fashion misshaps ends up not being quick at all: Kellie Pickler sported some terribly frizzy hair and a new set of bolt-ons, there were overdone prom sparkles everywhere, and (this probably goes without saying) some very questionable hats. The best looking by far was LeAnn Rimes, and while she still looks botoxed to the gills, her dress was by far the least offensive. Even with those weird black stud-things.

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Let’s Play Musical Beds

by in Monday, April 9th, 2007.
General, Britney Spears, Relationships, Scarlett Johansson, Affair, Cameron Diaz, Jessica Biel, Derek Jeter, Rachel Bilson, Ryan Reynolds, Alanis Morrisette, Ryan Philippe, Drew Barrymore, Kirsten Dunst

Hollywood Dating Squares

For those of you keeping score at home:

Ryan Reynolds was engaged to Alanis Morrisette. Allegedly hooked up with Jessica Biel. Spotted this past weekend with Scarlett Johansson, who was last rumored to be with Ryan Philippe (Reese Witherspoon’s soon-to-be-ex) after supposedly hooking up with Justin Timberlake, who used to date Britney Spears, then dated Cameron Diaz for years, and was rumored to have been dating Jessica Biel, who was spotted on vacation with Derek Jeter.

Shall we start another? Reese Witherspoon, divorcing Ryan Philippe, is rumored to be dating Jake Gyllenhaal, who dated Kirsten Dunst, who has been said to have been dumped by most recent boyfriend Johnny Borell, after allegedly hooking up with Fabrizio Moretti (Drew Barrymore’s ex-boyfriend), Adam Brody (Rachel Bilson’s ex-boyfriend, currently alleged to be dating Hayden Christensen), and Andy Samberg from Saturday Night Live (who’s never before been rumored to be dating anyone on my radar).

Now that we are all a bit motion sick from spinning in circles, is anyone else reminded of high school?

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The Car Wreck That Was. Or Wasn’t.

by in Wednesday, March 28th, 2007.
General

Eddie Griffith, star of such films as Undercover Brother was driving a race car when he crashed it. A $1.5 million race car. Why such things even EXIST is beyond me, but at any rate, he trashed it. As we see here:

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It’s really, most sincerely dead.

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Juicy Dirt Loves Ninjadude

by mimimi in Saturday, March 24th, 2007.
General

That’s love as in the brother-and-sister-hood of celeb bashers bloggers, that is. I don’t personally KNOW Ninjadude or anything, but it’s always a good day when there are some serious celebs to bust on.

Our first candidate is Beyonce:

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James Tupper: Clueless

by in Friday, March 9th, 2007.
General, James Tupper
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It’s a rare day when I get so hysterical laughing at something a celeb says that I nearly vomit, since in general, I expect celebs to say some pretty idiotic things. However, in reading a People bit with Men in Trees star James Tupper, I nearly lost my breakfast. And that’s saying a lot considering how badly I need my coffee.

Tupper starts off with the standard Hollywood claims that “nothing started until we’d both cast off our respective albatross-like spouses” but then goes on to the real hilarity when he says, “I adore her, and I’m hopeful for the future.”

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