Apparently, Paul McCartney claims better harmony with his children after filing for divorce from the gold-digging publicity whore Heather Mills.
Gee, who’d have thunk it? Kids tell you that marrying a woman some 20-odd years younger than you are can only come to a bad end. You ignore them. The feud between one of your kids and your wife gets more press than you do. You still ignore it. Finally, you get rid of her, millions poorer, and things improve? GENIUS!
He’s also apparently decided to call a truce with shrew Mills for the good of their daughter together. What a relief! Maybe when he’s 90 and brings home the 30-year-old wife this kid won’t fight with him.
via I’m Not Obsessed
She’s DWF (Driving While Filming) and wearing a potentially ugly jacket, too. Maybe Heather Mills really does need the cash from Paul. I know yellow’s in for spring, but this does not count!
PETA has dumped Heather Mills at the request of one of Paul McCartney’s daughters, according to the Telegraph. McCartney’s daughter Mary, a photographer, has worked with PETA on the “I Would Rather Go Naked Than Wear Fur” campaign and threatened to quit without confirmation that her soon-to-be-former evil stepmother would be out of the picture. PETA confirmed that Mills would no longer be working with the organization.
Wow. She really messed up this PR situation big-time, didn’t she?
Heather Mills’ sister posted a huge diatribe against the press on her sister’s web site. I’m not going to go and quote it in its entirety, but you can pretty much guess the Cliff’s Notes version: blah, blah, my poor sister, blah, blah, not a gold digger, blah, blah, leave her alone.
Apparently both Heather and her sister have been living in a cave for well over 30 years. When you marry a BEATLE, one of the most beloved bands EVER, and somehow con him into NOT signing a pre-nup, then file for divorce four years later and ask for all kinds of money, the public doesn’t carry if he’s a serial killer who eats babies for breakfast.
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ABC reports that Heather Mills is denying the widely published reports that she had agreed to a divorce settlement offered by Sir Paul just to keep her nasty accusations out of the courts.
Yeah, we didn’t believe it either. According to the reports, she would have gotten something like $67 million. And we know that she thinks her whoring is worth WAY more than that.
London’s Sunday Mirror reports that Heather Mills wants much, MUCH more than those few paltry paintings she was quibbling over the other day. In fact, she has a laundry list of largess she feels she’s owed for her time with McCartney, detailed below. Wow, when we surmised it was all about the money, we really had no idea she was going to pull out ALL the stops. Wonder what that breaks down to per “performance…”
- Four homes… £4m mansion in St John’s Wood, London’ £6m home in Beverly Hills’ £5m apartment and offices in New York’ a property on McCartney’s estate in Sussex where he has £1.5m log cabin
- Maintenance staff, housekeepers and gardeners for all the homes
- A nanny until Beatrice is 18
- Two helicopter rides per week
- Access to a private plane
- Round-the-clock Bodyguards for her and Beatrice
- Cars for each home (to be replaced every two years)
- Annual holidays for her and Beatrice
- Replacement electrical and computer goods every two years
- A clothing allowance for her and Beatrice
- Private schooling for Beatrice
- Child maintenance
- Entertainment allowance
- Grocery and fuel allowance
- Private healthcare for her and Beatrice
- Annual allowance
- £50m lump sum
Call me cynical, but the whole divorce between Heather Mills and Sir Paul McCartney seems pretty transparent.
She claims that she didn’t marry him for his money, and to be fair, she did have sex with the old coot, at least often enough to get pregnant.
However, today’s breaking story just doesn’t ring true that money isn’t at the heart of it. To her credit, she managed to marry a man with a big old pot of money with no pre-nup. Stupid him. Now today, she’s P.O.’d that he went into the place she’s staying (on his dime) and took $19.5 million in art.
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