Can’t say I’m disappointed about that. Heidi was caught posing topless at the Chateau Marmont for Jordache last week, so if you thought Jordache was an ’80s throwback, then I guess they’ve really started to revamp. Heidi was definitely the right choice: she not only has a stable career, but she’s getting more and more popular in her 30’s. And I thought the thirties were like the death-knell for models. . .

Everyone wants to spot a baby bump first, but in the case of Heidi Klum, it’s just wishful thinking. It looks like she’s wearing two badly layered tees with a ton of wrinkles and extra fabric around the waist. I’m so glad that supermodels walk around looking like this. That makes me feel so much better.