Ivanka Trump has enough money to avoid dressing badly, but alas, she still does. All-white spandex, satin frills, and lace are all a possibility with this girl, and you never know when to expect them. Here, though, while she may resemble a tiered wedding cake, those fabulous gams of hers make up for it all. Congrats, Ivanka, for chiffon done right.
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After the Andy Dick debacle last week on Jimmy Kimmel’s late night show, when Kimmel’s security had to remove Dick and his pawing hands, Ivanka Trump spoke to Page Six about the incident, saying his actions were “definitely inappropriate.”
Trump also stated that Dick was in an “incapacitated state.” No surprise there!
Why Ivanka still wears strapless gowns with extra uplift is puzzling. Cantilevered support lifts that misshapen breast straight out of her gown and onto her shoulder. Does Ivanka ever look at these pictures of herself and realize something’s amiss? Like half of her left breast?
I know Ivanka said that “The day never ends–I’m a Trump!”, but she’s really got to pencil in that appointment for her wayward right melon. Let’s hope that she can clear her schedule and get this fixed before the next event.
While I realize that because of The Apprentice, they sort of HAVE to let the Trumps into some of these award shindigs, I could do without my morning wake-up of crass.
I realize it must be traumatizing for Ivanka to realize that Daddy keeps finding younger and younger wives, and eventually one will be young enough to be HER daughter, but she should just be herself. She seems like she could be a pretty girl, but then she goes and tries to outdo Stepmommy of the Month and falls as flat as her hair.