Jay-Z must be feeling pretty down right now, considering his dog-fur trimmed coats have completely gone belly up, he has been asked to stand witness on Jacob Arabov’s money laundering trial, and I’m sure Beyonce’s no picnic to be around, considering her two all-too-recent losses at potentially Golden awards.
 
I can’t feel that sorry, though, for a man who wears a mini-scarf. You can’t double-loop scarves that aren’t long enough, but Jay-Z made a valiant effort at doing so. On another note, the scarf itself doesn’t look so happy either; otherwise, why would it be trying to strangle him?