I’m going to assume that things like business law aren’t big on the porn star list of “things to read.”

Tera Patrick is apparently suing Jenna Jameson and Playboy Enterprises saying that she hasn’t gotten the money owed her for her web site, formerly owned by Jenna’s company. Jenna, according to Page Six, sold the contract and all obligations to Playboy.

Obviously, one of them (or both) really have no clue. I am pretty sure Jenna isn’t spending any money owed to Tera on food, so…

Hollywood Tuna would like to implore the girls to kiss and make up. On video, of course.

Us Magazine has an exclusive interview with porn star Jenna Jameson that details her “cancer battle” (she had a cancerous mole removed… odd since she continues to hit the tanning bed), her miscarriage after her cancer diagnosis (uh huh) and (here’s the good part) her DEVOUT CATHOLICISM.

Man, I must have missed something in all those years of Catholic school my parents sent me to, because I seriously don’t remember anything in the Bible like “Thou shalt have sex for money and film it for men to pleasure themselves.” Or “Thou shalt have a website to sell naked pictures of oneself.” Although I think HER Catholic religion sounds a hell of a lot more fun than what I was taught.

I wonder if the Pope is looking forward to Janine Loves Jenna as much as everyone else is?

Jenna Now

Apparently, Jenna Jameson was upset by press coverage of her appearance at this year’s EXXXotica, which claimed that she left her appearance early after seeing Tera Patrick with a longer line of fans and after fans had questioned her about her rumored botched vaginoplasty and extreme weight loss, leaving her looking more like Victoria Beckham than her own picture she was standing in front of.

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I felt bad about Jenna Jameson’s supposed botched vaginoplasty, I really did. I can imagine that things down there got stretched out from hard use over the years, and after getting revved up about her new film How to Make Love Like a Pornstar, Jenna probably wanted to do some maintenance. In the perfect example of poor word choice, a source told the NY Daily news that “She has decided to hole up and not speak to anybody. The producers are about to pull the plug on the movie.”  That’s too bad, but in the spirit of Wynonna Judd and the tough-luck club, there’s no escaping an ugly outfit. Are skull scarves going to disappear soon?

Do you remember Jenna Jameson? Even if you haven’t seen her “films,” cough cough, you might recognize her a little better if you see her from 2006. She’s turned into a complete clone of Kella Ripa. Creepy! At least her tan has been toned down so she looks less like beef jerky. See? There’s always a plus if you dig for it.

So, so wrong. I thought Jenna Jameson was supposed to be hot & a super pornstar. What happened? I’m confused. She needs to break up her long-term commitment with her tanning booth, because she’s looking like a strip of jerky with inflata-boobs. Dried up, dried out, and just plain gross.

I just started looking at her escort, Tito Ortiz. Um, this is no joke–is he cross-eyed? ‘Cause if he is, that’s fine. I’m actually wondering if it’s just me.