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Jessica Alba Complains About Being Hot While Looking Hot

by in Tuesday, May 29th, 2007.
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Jessica Alba spoke with InStyle about her struggle with being so hot. 

“I don’t put it out there,” Alba told the mag. “I stay away from superhigh heels, super-short skirts, revealing tops. I know what kind of attention you get from that, and it’s not the kind I want.” Oh, please. Says the woman who poses in bikinis? If you’re incredibly sexy but good at acting, you probably won’t need to convince others of your seriousness.

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Hi, I’m Jessica. Miss Alba to You Losers, Though.

by in Monday, April 9th, 2007.
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Jessica Alba, More Famous Than 90210 Stars

Jessica Alba claims that when she had a guest shot on 90210, she wasn’t allowed to make eye contact or initiate conversation with the show’s stars like Shannon Dougherty, Tori Spelling, and Jason Priestly, being the Hollywood underling and all. She says of her experience on the show:

“I don’t really know why. Maybe because the leading characters were so popular they didn’t want other actors looking at them.

“You wouldn’t be allowed to talk to them unless they spoke to you first. It was bizarre. But I guess that’s what happens when you become a big star.” 

Pretty funny considering that now most of them have vanished into obscurity, surfacing only for reality shows and the occasional tabloid story. If i were her, I’d probably send each of them a huge flower arrangement with a card reading “HA HA!”

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Jessica Alba Joins the Karen Carpenter Crew

by mimimi in Thursday, January 4th, 2007.
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First we had the horrifyingly thin Mary-Kate Olsen. Then Nicole Richie jumped on the bandwagon. Now Jessica Alba?

 

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Recent pictures have her looking downright emaciated, with rib cage poking out of her bikini. Formerly in possession of one of the hottest bodies in Hollywood, she now bears a striking resemblance to the late Karen Carpenter. Even her hair looks thin and stringy. This is NOT the hotness of Sin City. It’s just plain not hotness at all.

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Forgot One Thing

by mimimi in Sunday, December 24th, 2006.
Fashion, Faux-Pas, Jessica Alba
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Jessica, I think you’re not bad at all. You’ve got excellent color coordination, a flair with accessories, and you always seem to be wearing the cutest jackets. You pull off flats really well and your skin usually looks great.
 
However, I think you may have forgotten to change from your pajama top. Okay, which is almost acceptable, because I know how stressful this time of the year can be. But for all of us, please do a full-length mirror check prior to leaving, no matter how strong the need to shop is. Now that you’ve been warned, I can rest easy. You hardly seem like a repeat offender!

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