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Nevada, Here He Is!

by in Friday, May 11th, 2007.
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Joe Francis Mug Shot

Whee! Florida and Nevada have apparently been duking it out to see who gets to keep Joe Francis in their jail cells first, and NEVADA WINS! A judge ruled that Francis will go to Nevada first to fax tax evasion charges before he heads back to Florida to face filming of underaged girl boobies or something. I don’t even care what the charges are as long as I get to giggle over Joe being in jail. And, you know, a cop-killer down a couple of cells from him who apparently keeps yellingGirls Gone Wild! Joe Francis! Whoo!” constantly. I want to send that dude a pack of cigarettes or something. Maybe a shiv? Do you think they have a registry or something?

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Joe Francis Isn’t a Racist; He’s Just Cheap

by in Monday, May 7th, 2007.
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Joe Francis Like He Used to Party

In part 723 of our infinitely-numbered-part series on Why Joe Francis Is Wasting Precious Oxygen, we have Joe’s pre-prison interview with Tyra Banks. Tyra asked him why the Girls Gone Wild videos are so very white with so few women of color, and Joe responded that while white girls will take it all off for free, women of color want money.

The NY Daily News quotes him as saying:

“Here’s the problem with black girls: They want to get paid. … [Other girls,] I just ask and they do it.”

The interview is supposed to air on Tyra’s show on Monday. He is SUCH a classy guy! I just hope his prison buddies are treating him well. NOT!

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Another Day, Another Giggle Over Joe Francis

by in Thursday, April 26th, 2007.
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Joe Francis: When He Had Friends

I know that I really should have love for all humans. But when it comes to bottom feeders, I’m afraid I’m booking my first-class passage on the hell train.

Take, for instance, my glee whenever I read something bad about Joe Francis. I just can’t help it. This is someone who’s made a very nice life for himself by getting girls drunk and encouraging them to expose themselves for little or no money. So I just really have no use for him.

Which, of course, just means that it brightens my day when I read that none of Joe’s long list of celebrity party friends want anything to do with him now that he’s in jail. There he is, all lonely, and not ONE of the people who partied with him or “enjoyed his hospitality” will take his calls.

Maybe someone should point out that these were all Hollywood friends, who are more than happy to hang with you while you are up, but generally want to distance themselves from you once you do things like hide money from the government and grope people. And, you know, get raped in jail.

He’s threatening to write a tell-all book, but didn’t he pretty much already do that when he (allegedly) released the “Paris Exposed” site?

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You Know, They Say Good Things Come In 3s

by in Thursday, April 26th, 2007.
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Joe Francis: Jailbird

Well, Joe Francis has hit number four! The good stuff just keeps happening. Well, maybe not good for Joe, but it sure does brighten my day!

He’s currently in jail serving a 35-day sentence for his contempt of court charges. He faces up to 10 years in jail on the tax evasion charges, has other problems coming up from the attempted bribery charges from trying to pay a prison guard to get him some bottled water, and now NEW CHARGES! This time, it’s sexual battery charges brought by an 18-year-old who claims he kept groping her after she asked him to stop.

At the rate new charges are filed against him, he ought to be in jail for as long as it takes all the VHS copies of Girls Gone Wild tapes to degrade in landfills.

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Joe Francis, Running the Empire from the Slammer

by in Wednesday, April 18th, 2007.
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Gibson Era Dress
I’d rather see people wearing stuff like this!

Joe Francis hasn’t slowed down his Skanks R Us empire at all since going to jail. He’s apparently launched a clothing line that’s being sold at Kitson and has Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, and Kimberly Stewart as fans. There’s also a rumor that he’ll bring Kimberly in as the line’s first celebutard designer.

I realize that there is a market out there for skanky clothing, and that the celebs listed as “fans” are probably exactly the right ones to use for advertising. Still, I have hope that I might be able to live out the rest of my life without ever having to actually see a human being wearing something from the “Girls Gone Wild” line.

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Joe Francis Likes Jail

by in Friday, April 13th, 2007.
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Jailed Git

He must, because NO ONE can be that stupid. Not long after I posted yesterday’s item about his tax evasion, he settled up on the charges stemming from the civil suit. However, he apparently needs to have at LEAST two issues going on at once, because he’s been busted again. This time, he tried to bribe prison guards with a $100 bill to get him bottled water. While that may work to get a table at The Ivy, it’s not working in jail, and when the guards searched his room wondering where the money came from, they found $700 in $100s as well as THREE bottles of controlled substances. No word on what the pills were yet, but all the charges stemming from THIS incident are felony charges.Who knows? Maybe he found himself a nice Sugar Daddy in jail and wants to make sure he stays there. Or maybe he has a brother falsely accused, a la Prison Break.

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Joe Francis Is an Idiot

by in Thursday, April 12th, 2007.
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Git

As if the whole not turning himself in wasn’t enough, The Smoking Gun reports that Joe Francis was indicted on charges of tax evasion. According to the indictment, he claimed $20 million in phony business expenses as well as stashing $15 million in offshore accounts in the Cayman Islands.

Keep in mind that this has NOTHING to do with the arrest on the contempt of court charges. If he’s convicted of the tax evasion charges, he faces a maximum of 10 years in prison and a $500,000 fine, I’m assuming in addition to paying restitution for the money he owes Uncle Sam.

Honestly, “gone wild” doesn’t even begin to describe him. He obviously thinks he can get away with pretty much anything. Isn’t that one of the signs that someone is a sociopath?

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I Wonder If His Cellmates Will Have Beads…

by in Tuesday, April 10th, 2007.
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Joe Francis Parties Like It's 1999

… for when they make him take off his shirt.

People reports that Joe Francis was arrested in Florida, at the Panama City airport, when airport police recognized him (we can only assume that they are fans. Or, you know, maybe they had “Wanted” posters of him up all over).

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Maybe Joe and Paris Could Share a Cell?

by in Friday, April 6th, 2007.
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Paris Hilton and Joe Francis

I’m not sure anyone else would want to go near them.

In Celebutards Gone Wild, Paris is threatening a lawsuit to get a comedy sketch removed from an MTV show that parodies her DUI arrests. Apparently, what’s funny BEFORE they threaten to send you to jail for driving with a suspended license is not funny AFTERWARD when you want people (like a judge) to think you are REALLY, SINCERELY sorry for, you know, driving under the influence.

Her former fuckbuddy, Joe Francis, may also be headed for the slammer. He was supposed to be negotiating a settlement with the underaged girls who bared their breasts for his videos, but apparently, he thought it would be a smarter move to yell and swear at them. The judge told him to get back into the mediation talks, and he tried to change the terms of the agreement that was supposed to have already been decided.

The judge now says he’s going to jail for contempt of court, but Francis didn’t turn himself in. I’m sure he’s waiting to find out the results of Paris’ hearing so he has more of a chance of bunking with her. Although she might not be too happy with him after the whole storage-locker thing.

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In Other It-Was-Only-a-Matter-of-Time News…

by in Thursday, March 8th, 2007.
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Joe Francis has already gone after HIS American Idol, and offered slutteriffic contestant Antonella Barba a cool $250,000 to star as a celebrity host for one of his Girls Gone Wild videos.

Considering with the pictures we’ve already seen, she’s already done most of a video HERSELF, that’s some good money to keep her clothes ON for a change. If I were her, I’d take the money. It’s not like she’s going to have Clive Davis banging down her door to offer her a recording contract.

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