Denials are flying even faster than the rumors these days, with three celeb camps practicing spin control.
First, you have the Britney camp claiming she was “tired” and “fell asleep” and didn’t pass out. And wasn’t drinking. Pay NO attention to the huge bottle of champagne she’s seen holding in pics on TMZ.
Then, you have Kate Moss’ camp denying that any wedding took place. Whether they are referring to any marriage at all or just a legal marriage is anyone’s guess, but deny away, Kate.
Finally, you have the Joe Simpson camp denying, um, everything. Denying that he’s bitching at Kennedy Center for not refunding styling fees and a dress that didn’t fit after Jessica’s flub-filled fiasco covering Dolly Parton’s 9 to 5 for the event. Or that he’s mad at Jessica for passing up a paid gig hosting a New Year’s Eve party somewhere to hang out and actually have fun with her on-again, off-again beau John Mayer. Or that he wants his meal ticket, er, daughter, to prop up her sagging career.
Hey Joe, could be worse. You could be Britney’s dad. Although I guess you’d at least have gotten the management fees for her passing-out on the job hosting duties, right, Daddie Dearest?