Oh how CUTE! Nicole Richie and Joel Madden are on vacation together in Cabo. And like there wouldn’t be 850,000 photogs documenting their every session of tonsil hockey, she has to take a self-portrait of the two of them. Ah, young love.
 
Most people gave up these cutesy-poo little PDAs back in their formative years. And someone should point out to Joel that UV rays are going to fade the HELL out of that ink.

First, rumor has it that Nicole Richie is moving out of her cute little condo and in with Good Charlotte front man and Hilary-Duff-ex Joel Madden. The two are apparently inseparable, and Joel’s brother, bandmate, and next-door-neighbor isn’t super-pleased with Joel’s new skank.

Meanwhile, former lovebirds Wilmer Valderrama and Mandy Moore have reportedly been seen together all over Miami, where, apparently, half of Hollywood’s party crowd is spending New Years. Interesting, since after Valderrama’s appearance on Howard Stern, where he claimed to have taken Moore’s virginity, Moore issued a public denial. Then again, maybe he was just confusing her with Lindsay Lohan. 

Us Magazine reports that Hilary Duff is none too pleased with former paramour’s new choice of love muffin. The former Disney Channel Princess is flabbergasted that he’s dating stick-bug wannabe Nicole Richie, and “thinks she’s a skank.”
 
Juicy Rumors isn’t sure what’s more shocking: the fact that one of Disney’s former stars KNOWS much less USES the term skank, or that Ms. Duff is shocked that her former boyfriend, rocker Joel Madden, second only to Tommy Lee in ratio of ink per skin cell, would take up with a Hollywood party pro recently busted for DUI while under the influence of both Vicodin AND marijuana.
 
Who’da thunk it?
 
Girls, girls, girls. THIS is what you are fighting over?

All you have to do is go to the mall and walk into Hot Topic. You can find another one behind the register.