After a completely bizarro series of interviews in Australia where John Stamos was supposed to be promoting ER but instead, slurred his way through, read off the teleprompter, and made lewd gestures to one of the interviewers (a female), he was sent home by ER honchos and took a few days to come down off whatever bad trip he was on to make the following statement:
“I was not drinking. I did not drink either morning. I do not have an alcohol problem. I am not David Hasselhoff. This is not a pattern.”
Considering that it took him almost a week to remember that he ISN’T The Hoff, that probably isn’t a very good sign.