Like this? Joss Stone’s makeup tips leave a lot to be desired. Primarily, style and taste. When asked about her eye makeup in a Glam.com interview, Joss confided that “I like to be colorful with my eye shadows.  They have such fun and glittery [kinds]. Oh yeah, got to Ricky’s in New York City if you ever want to get colorful eye stuff or mascara or lashes–I love lashes.” So Joss doesn’t just kind of look like a tranny, but wears makeup like one, too.

When I saw Joss Stone on TRL, I was so envious of her amazingly long, slim legs. But is she really doing them justice in this shot? If you’re a guy, then you’re probably thinking “yes!”. But for some of us who would love a set of gams like that, covering up a little inner thigh could up the class factor. Especially when wearing a bright orange ’70s stewardess dress and neon green heels.

Joss Stone’s super-psychedelic dress was such a disappointment at the Brit Awards. The problem with vintage styles is that if you are not careful, you’ll look absolutely unoriginal. Which is what Joss is. She’s got a minidress straight out of the sixties (boring), and her hair is just too much. 
 
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