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Maybe Britney Married the Wrong Brother?

by in Wednesday, April 4th, 2007.
K-Fed, Court
Cameron Federline mugshot

K-Fed’s younger brother Cameron was recently busted. Not for pot, which you’d think would be more along the Federline style, but for throwing a BIG old party in his hometown of Pendleton, Oregon, according to Star. The problem? C-Fed is only 20 years old, so hosting a big old kegger for his buddies probably wasn’t the best idea.

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All the News That’s Non-Oscar

by in Sunday, February 25th, 2007.
K-Fed, Anna Nicole Smith, Naomi Watts
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Naomi Watts’ pregnancy, which has been, um, everywhere, was outed by an Escada rep. (People)

K-Fed took the rugrats to see Crazy Mama in rehab. (ICDYK)

And, of course, Anna Nicole Smith’s mother is STILL not read to let go and is trying to get an emergency order to get her Anna Nicole’s body. Didn’t we already go THROUGH this last week? Honestly, lady, enough already. Go hit some yard sales, pick up a stack of old Playboys and you can see your daughter every damn day. Burn a candle in front of them or something.

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K-Fed Finally Goes for the Jugular

by in Thursday, February 22nd, 2007.
Britney Spears, K-Fed
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TMZ reports that K-Fed has asked a judge for an emergency hearing regarding the custody arrangements for his two children with Britney Spears.

If Britney isn’t shaking in her boots right now, she should be. She’s been in and out of rehab twice this WEEK (yeah, in case you didn’t read that, she’s already left Promises. Apparently that whole not drinking thing is just too RESTRICTING or something. But I can see K-Fed sitting back and thinking “Yeah, so she left rehab. Big deal. I need something that’s going to trump back-up dancer, no income, and pothead. She shaved her head? Come on baby, one more thing! Daddy needs a new beach house! What? She left rehab AGAIN?! Get the judge on the phone! Woohoo!”

I personally am hoping the judge smacks both of them upside the head, tells them to grow the hell up, and places the children with a nice farming family in Iowa somewhere.

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It’s NOT Suri!

by in Friday, February 16th, 2007.
Britney Spears, Baby, K-Fed
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I must stand corrected if this bit really is true.

Just Jared scanned in a photo from OK! magazine that’s supposed to be the youngest K-Fed kidlet. I myself am skeptical, because a) I’m pretty sure that Suri and Jayden James are one and the same and b) who puts their little boy in a pinkish snowsuit.

Still, this could be the elusive kid. And he looks just like… a baby.

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Juicy Rumors Failed Accounting

by mimimi in Saturday, January 13th, 2007.
Britney Spears, K-Fed
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Here is the breakdown, and maybe you can help.

Reports are that K-Fed wants $50 million to let Britney keep the kids. And he tried to return some clothes Britney bought him before the split for cash, but took the store credit instead. If he’s that flat broke, we’ll be out looking on eBay for the store credit he’s bound to be selling.

So. We have a demand for $50 million, which Britney is apparently SOBBING over.

Then, we have Britney out shopping and dropping $3200 on a hamster disguised as a dog.

And then finally, dropping $300 on a homeless person.

Now, is the homeless person K-Fed? If so, then that makes sense. The $300 is maybe a deposit on the $50 million? Or maybe it’s payment for the store credit she bought from him on eBay?

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If K-Fed Really Is All About the Money…

by mimimi in Thursday, January 11th, 2007.
K-Fed, John Waters

 

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… then he can get himself a Sugar Daddy instead of Britney.

Star reports that John Waters can’t get enough of the Federline, and even forced his reluctant assistant to go score his rap album the second it was released.

While it’s good to know that K-Fed sold one whole CD, he really ought to think about it. He could do worse than score a movie role from John Waters. Look at Johnny Depp. 

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Won’t Someone Think of the Children?

by mimimi in Friday, January 5th, 2007.
Britney Spears, K-Fed

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Reports are in that Britney and K-Fed have agreed to a temporary custody arrangement. As in just for this month temporary. The decree grants K-Fed something like 12 hours a week custody at Britney’s house, and she can be there or not as she so desires. The time frame is noon to 4 PM, which isn’t generally party time for Britney, so we can only assume she may be around sleeping off a hangover or looking for panties during that time.

Of course, Star has reported that Britney has turned over much of the kids’ care to a staff of four nannies, so it’s a bit confusing why she really cares.

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K-Fed the New Superhero?

by mimimi in Tuesday, December 19th, 2006.
Britney Spears, K-Fed

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You know it’s a sad and sorry state of affairs when you’ve so alienated your fans that they start rooting for your leech of a soon-to-be-ex. Apparently, Britney has hit just that point.
 
She and her sister,. who has kept all her clothes on in public (so far, that is) took in a Lakers game last night. When the folks in charge of the Jumbotron overestimated the love America still has for Brithey and flashed a shot of her on screen, the crowd let loose with a chorus of boos.

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